Containment What If?

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Backpage hooker.

Carlos Chantor, who is experienced for her pleasure

 

[animedad]

Unless he is going to be a welfare parasite for the rest of his life, what job he would end up having (for longer time than for a few weeks)?

The job at fast food restaurant didn't work out, what would? What would fit him and be easy enough for old good CWC?

Honestly, nothing.

Chris has shown no level of basic competence and as soon as Borb realized that their precious little snowflake wasn't cut out for low-level employment after getting canned from Wendy's, they probably stopped pressing the issue and decided that the tugboat would suffice.

Marketing Sonichu is the closest thing Chris will ever have to a real job, which is sad and fitting at the same time.

 

[JergenFish]

Honestly, nothing.

Chris has shown no level of basic competence and as soon as Borb realized that their precious little snowflake wasn't cut out for low-level employment after getting canned from Wendy's, they probably stopped pressing the issue and decided that the tugboat would suffice.

Marketing Sonichu is the closest thing Chris will ever have to a real job, which is sad and fitting at the same time.

It's sad because, if he had any concept of money management, he'd probably make a fair amount off of Sonichu. Weens will always buy his shit and some people will always send him money. He could live a pretty good life if he could stop buying Legos and McDonalds the second a dollar worms its way into his pocket.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

What if Chris wrote, directed, and starred in his own version of a Christmas Carol?

Should do A Christmas Story instead. It would make the scene with the dodgy extension cords so much more realistic. And maybe little Chris could get pepper spray instead of a Red Ryder BB gun.

 

[Micheal Scarn]

Should do A Christmas Story instead. It would make the scene with the dodgy extension cords so much more realistic. And maybe little Chris could get pepper spray instead of a Red Ryder BB gun.

"You'll mace someone's eye out, kid."

 

[normankrasner]

What if the Fashion Square mall hired Chris(tine) as a mall Santa?

 

[GolgoXIII]

Chris is fired on his first day for macing kids that want a Hexbox or Sonic Boom game.

What if Chris Chan stole Christmas?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Chris Chan stole Christmas?

Cindy Lou Who would beat the shit out of him.

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if the reindeers included Chris in their games?

 

[Elaine Benes]

Should do A Christmas Story instead. It would make the scene with the dodgy extension cords so much more realistic. And maybe little Chris could get pepper spray instead of a Red Ryder BB gun.

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was in the Trenchcoat Mafia?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris started listening to Death Grips?

Chris won't listen to anything abrasive or edgy. Honestly he'd probably get headaches from their music, cuz he's a fucking pussy.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a homeless vagabond living on the west coast, but still drew Sonichu comics?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a homeless vagabond living on the west coast, but still drew Sonichu comics?

Phil would squeal at him for taking his schtick then try to sexually assault him with a herb of some description.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was an elf?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Chris was an elf?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if someone gave Chris drugs and alcohol while he was still in High School?

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris and Phil had a boxing match to determine whose the bigger lolcow?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if someone gave Chris drugs and alcohol while he was still in High School?

He'd have probably just turned into one of those douches that hangs around online yammering about how pot is the most perfect substance ever created, and would only leave the house to mooch weed off of his stoner acquaintances. All of the shallow stupidity without any of the entertainment value or uniqueness that have made him so infamous.

What if Chris and Phil had a boxing match to determine whose the bigger lolcow?

Both would no-show and claim that they were there but the other one wasn't.

 

[Somar]

what if Chris accepted the fact that he was fat and decided to go on a diet and start working out?