Containment What If?

[FightenGnome]

What if Chris is actually or found innocent?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

A “what if” I have been going around in circles over is

“What if Chris never met any of the idea guys?”

I was catching up with some of Chris’ jail letters and his entire vocabulary and worldview is deeply ingrained in concepts introduce by the idea guys.

I know that if it wasn’t for the idea guys they would be another ween who may of added some other crazy shit but honestly the idea guys are as deeply ingrained in chris’ lore as sonichu is I feel like.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

A “what if” I have been going around in circles over is

“What if Chris never met any of the idea guys?”

I was catching up with some of Chris’ jail letters and his entire vocabulary and worldview is deeply ingrained in concepts introduce by the idea guys.

I know that if it wasn’t for the idea guys they would be another ween who may of added some other crazy shit but honestly the idea guys are as deeply ingrained in chris’ lore as sonichu is I feel like.

The damage they caused can not be overstated, but they only had that power because Chris had the propensity for self-aggrandization to accept it. Chris can't be fixed until he is taught to blame himself for his errors.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Smiling Friends actually recorded their chris chan cameo

Considering that they said they would have probably had to remove it after Chris got arrested for raping Barb, it would become the equivalent of the black tape where Chris cried after Bobs death or Boston from ATHF: this mysterious lost tape that only a few people have ever seen and the contents we can only speculate on.

What if Chris is actually or found innocent?

Then the nightmare Barb woke from begins all over again.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Then the nightmare Barb woke from begins all over again.

I have met enough crazy old ladies that I still stand by the possibility that Barb enjoyed it. As fucked up as Chris is, people are being way too protective of Barb by not acknowledging that it is possible.

 

[TayandYou]

A “what if” I have been going around in circles over is

“What if Chris never met any of the idea guys?”

I was catching up with some of Chris’ jail letters and his entire vocabulary and worldview is deeply ingrained in concepts introduce by the idea guys.

I know that if it wasn’t for the idea guys they would be another ween who may of added some other crazy shit but honestly the idea guys are as deeply ingrained in chris’ lore as sonichu is I feel like.

Like you said, somebody else would have came along and done the same thing. The Idea Guys weren't master brainwashers, they were just typical weens who put a little more effort into photoshop and audio editing.

Anybody could have told Chris that his characters were real in another dimension and he would have believed it, he desperately needed an escapist fantasy.

 

[FightenGnome]

I have met enough crazy old ladies that I still stand by the possibility that Barb enjoyed it. As fucked up as Chris is, people are being way too protective of Barb by not acknowledging that it is possible.

I don't know man, If I were 80 years old I don't think I'd want some fat autistic 40 year old chick going after my jimmy while talking about spirits and shit. That would go triple if she were my own daughter.

 

[A-№1]

Here’s a very dark thought, but what if Chris was revealed to have been a pedo victim at one point?

This? Again?

Chris is neither a pedo, nor a victim, nor a victim of pedophilia, for various reasons that have been discussed here ad nauseam.

If I were 80 years old I don't think I'd want some fat autistic 40 year old chick going after my jimmy while talking about spirits and shit.

But you aren't Barb.

Be glad of that.

Barb is not your run-of-the-mill octogenarian.

Be glad of that as well.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I don't know man, If I were 80 years old I don't think I'd want some fat autistic 40 year old chick going after my jimmy while talking about spirits and shit. That would go triple if she were my own daughter.

Aw, c'mon. Live a little.

 

[A-№1]

I have met enough crazy old ladies that I still stand by the possibility that Barb enjoyed it. As fucked up as Chris is, people are being way too protective of Barb by not acknowledging that it is possible.

There has to be some reason why they haven't nailed Chris for rape, and I can't think of any good ones.

If I were 80 years old I don't think I'd want some fat autistic 40 year old chick going after my jimmy while talking about spirits and shit. That would go triple if she were my own daughter.

Aw, c'mon. Live a little.

I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate for this, but here's a horrifying thought: Rule 34 applies to Chris the same as everything else. Somewhere, someone someween is already filming that movie. Goddammit internets!

 

[I swear she's 18]

I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate for this, but here's a horrifying thought: Rule 34 applies to Chris the same as everything else. Somewhere, someone someween is already filming that movie. Goddammit internets!

Oh, you mean like this :^)

 

[FightenGnome]

I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate for this, but here's a horrifying thought: Rule 34 applies to Chris the same as everything else. Somewhere, someone someween is already filming that movie. Goddammit internets!

That's it, I'm chopping the internet down.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

“What if Chris never met any of the idea guys?”

If "Idea Guys", "Teen Troon Squad", "Praetor", and other weens like them never weened Chris, he'd still believe the "exceptional" idea that "cartoons are real in another dimension". But he wouldn't get the idea of the "Dimensional Merge", there wouldn't be "Blue Heart", and the "Sonichu canon" wouldn't be a spaghetti mess of autism.

On the other hand, the "Love Quest" wouldn't have ended with an imaginary degenerate "marriage" to fictional cartoons, so he'd still be on the "Sweetheart Search" more.

I think Chris would've been better off had he never learned of the idea of the "multiverse" through Family Guy, nor saw that Roger Rabbit movie with Toontown in it.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If "Idea Guys", "Teen Troon Squad", "Praetor", and other weens like them never weened Chris, he'd still believe the "exceptional" idea that "cartoons are real in another dimension". But he wouldn't get the idea of the "Dimensional Merge", there wouldn't be "Blue Heart", and the "Sonichu canon" wouldn't be a spaghetti mess of autism.

On the other hand, the "Love Quest" wouldn't have ended with an imaginary degenerate "marriage" to fictional cartoons, so he'd still be on the "Sweetheart Search" more.

I think Chris would've been better off had he never learned of the idea of the "multiverse" through Family Guy, nor saw that Roger Rabbit movie with Toontown in it.

Why has the Idea Guys' stupid weeb shit proved so resistant to deprogramming, I wonder? The Hyperdimension Neptunia stuff is by far the worst, most boring obsession Chris has ever had, and multiple people have tried to disabuse him of it for years, yet it's basically taken over all his other delusions and assimilated them like the Borg. I would have expected being stuck in a cell for months with nothing but a Bible to keep him company would have cleaned his brain out, but no, he just incorporated the new GodJesus stuff into the Goddess Blue Heart mythos. Those fucking guys really need to catch a beating.

 

[TayandYou]

I don't know man, If I were 80 years old I don't think I'd want some fat autistic 40 year old chick going after my jimmy while talking about spirits and shit. That would go triple if she were my own daughter.

I have not discounted the possibility that Barb wanted it.

People forget that Barb was long estranged from her family and had to leave her hometown because she was a notorious slut and insufferable bitch. I wouldn't put it past her.

 

[TheLogoCuck2020]

Why has the Idea Guys' stupid weeb shit proved so resistant to deprogramming, I wonder? The Hyperdimension Neptunia stuff is by far the worst, most boring obsession Chris has ever had, and multiple people have tried to disabuse him of it for years, yet it's basically taken over all his other delusions and assimilated them like the Borg. I would have expected being stuck in a cell for months with nothing but a Bible to keep him company would have cleaned his brain out, but no, he just incorporated the new GodJesus stuff into the Goddess Blue Heart mythos. Those fucking guys really need to catch a beating.

(New guy here.)
Yeah....HDN did more harm than any of us thought.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why has the Idea Guys' stupid weeb shit proved so resistant to deprogramming, I wonder?

(New guy here.)
Yeah....HDN did more harm than any of us thought.

I guess to Chris, Hyperdimension Neptunia combines multiple appealing concepts.

- anime
- "magic rocks" ("share crystals" or whatever they're called)
- getting super-powered (the "goddess" thing)
- vidya
- vidya consoles represented by anime girls

Put such concepts into a blender with Chris' extreme TV-fried autism and you get this mental goop that never washes out for life?

(especially with the approach the "Idea Guys" used to brainwash and manipulate Chris)

 

[Hepativore]

I suppose variations of this have been asked in this thread and elsewhere at this point, but how much of what Chris is was because of his lack of proper care/upbringing and his own innate/immutable shortcomings? I mean, he has actually shown the ability to properly plan, and work hard when he actually wants to do something, but because of his own laziness and his lack of discipline this is a rare event.

If he had actually gotten proper treatment/control when he was a child, what was the best he could have accomplished, and could he have ever lived as an independent adult and could he have learned to socially compensate for his autism? I remember seeing a video where he was in some sort of LGBT club and he was actually trying to make and attempt to be personable without sperging into his usual Sonichu stuff.

 

[I swear she's 18]

I suppose variations of this have been asked in this thread and elsewhere at this point, but how much of what Chris is was because of his lack of proper care/upbringing and his own innate/immutable shortcomings? I mean, he has actually shown the ability to properly plan, and work hard when he actually wants to do something, but because of his own laziness and his lack of discipline this is a rare event.

If he had actually gotten proper treatment/control when he was a child, what was the best he could have accomplished, and could he have ever lived as an independent adult and could he have learned to socially compensate for his autism? I remember seeing a video where he was in some sort of LGBT club and he was actually trying to make and attempt to be personable without sperging into his usual Sonichu stuff.

Giving Chris a proper upbringing with the help he needs wouldn't be the Chris we know. It's divergent history weraboos use to explain how Germany would win WW2. An open end question any solution can be used to answer. Honestly, he would just be some tard doing minimal wage job with a fascination with a Sonic Pikachu hybrid. A random nobody just like everyone else.

 

[tyko]

I looked through this thread but didn't see anyone ask this, so..

What if Bob was still alive when Chris got arrested for fucking Barb?