Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris' actual first appearance was on Barney & Friends?
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They'd put a huge emphasis on him being different and he'd even have his own episode devoted to him. Meanwhile behind the scenes Barb would resemble Eden Wood's mother, as she'd essentially pimp her son out to various media outlets and tie-ins in order to make enough money to fund her hoard. Chris would be written out of the show after Borb tried to argue for his salary to be doubled. Bob might have tried to save money, but I can see Barb using it up.
 
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GolgoXIII said:
What if Baymax was assigned to look after Chris after Barb dies?
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how much did these blarms hurt you?
What if Chris went to an alternate world where he was never born?
 
What if Chris angrily enters a GameStop letter in hand, demanding to be unbanned, but the cashier just takes his word on the ban without checking the letter and tells him "if your ban is state-wide then you need to leave the premises" ?
 
GypsyBard said:
what if chris became homeless after his mothers death -keep in mind this is a real potability-
also what if his threats catch up with him and effect his probation
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1. He would look like the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons.

2. He'd be sent to jail for a few months, and he'll be very stressed to the point that he'll crash into slumber.

What if Bob was resurrected and learned of the events that transpired since his death?
 
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Vault Boy said:
1. He would look like the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons.

2. He'd be sent to jail for a few months, and he'll be very stressed to the point that he'll crash into slumber.

What if Bob was resurrected and learned of the events that transpired since his death?
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in all honesty the things bob has seen chris do you really think any of it would be a surprise.
 
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GypsyBard said:
in all honesty the things bob has seen chris do you really think any of it would be a surprise.
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I doubt that he would've seen the Michael Schneider incident, house burning, Sonic Boom Protests, and all the creepy tranny shit that Chris has done coming.
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris went to an alternate world where he was never born?
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It'd be called Heaven.

What if Chris' mom was a singer?

Barb Dylan

What if Chris' mom was a reggae singer?

Barb Marley

What if Chris' mom was a comedian?

Barb Hope

What if Chris' mom was British?

Barb Hoskins

What if Chris' mom was a TV host?

Barb Saget

What if Chris' mom was a US representative?

Barb Dole
 
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hood LOLCOW said:
What if Bob becomes president?
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What if Chris tried to burn down Sega of America.
 
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