Containment What If?

[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris was part of Y'All Qaeda (the Oregon militia that raided the government building)?

 

[Masterfoxz2]

What if Chris ever realizes that he's currently in violation of YouTube's terms of service by having an account?

One you've had an account terminated by YouTube, guess what you're never allowed to do again. Is it even necessary to fill in the blank?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if, instead of Kate Beckinsale, Chris had been cast as Selene in Underworld?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was ordered by the Rebel Alliance to steal the plans to the Death Star?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was ordered by the Rebel Alliance to steal the plans to the Death Star?

He'd shit his pants and do nothing as Stormtroopers try to hit him.

To build off of my previous question, what if Rebecca Chambers was forced to work with our Chris in Resident Evil 0?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris had chicken pox?

Did ever have it as a kid or did the lack or exposure to other kids outside of school prevent him from catching it in the wild? I doubt he's had the vaccine

 

[Holdek]

I doubt he's had the vaccine

Then how did he get autism?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was on Unsolved Mysteries?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was obsessed with Yu-gi-oh instead of Pokemon?

To build off of my previous question, what if Rebecca Chambers was forced to work with our Chris in Resident Evil 0?

Not really answering your question but just thought I should let you know this. Not everyone is going to be fans of the same thing so we might not be able to answer questions about stuff we don't know much about. So if it might just be best to move on and ask a different question if no one answers it.

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris ran a Victorian era street gang, like in the most recent Assassin's Creed?

 

[Clown Doll]

To build off of my previous question, what if Rebecca Chambers was forced to work with our Chris in Resident Evil 0?

Smelly, awkward waddle, muttering nonsense,having an unusually high pain tolerance, generally not being too bright... Chris would probably get shot by her thinking he was a zombie.

Spoiler

Actually, how do we even know Chris isn't a zombie?

 

[Vault Boy]

Smelly, awkward waddle, muttering nonsense,having an unusually high pain tolerance, generally not being too bright... Chris would probably get shot by her thinking he was a zombie.

Spoiler

Actually, how do we even know Chris isn't a zombie?

Not to mention that he'll try to inappropriately hug and kiss her. I can't see him lasting all that long...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris sacrificed himself to save Barb from death?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris was John Coffey and Sonichu was Mr. Jingles?

The Brown Mile.

I can't stop laughing goddamn it I have shit to do

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris sacrificed himself to save Barb from death?

It would be for naught because the Horde would collapse and crush her to death.

What if Chris replaced Chris Redfield in Resident Evil?

 

[meatslab]

What if Chris had an anal prolapse? Discuss.

 

[getoffmylawn]

What if Chris had an anal prolapse? Discuss.

He would pierce it and make a Rosechu medallion for the piercing.

 

[ActualKiwi]

He would pierce it and make a Rosechu medallion for the piercing.

He would ask his lesbian slumber party to help him push it back in..with strapons

 

[meatslab]

He would pierce it and make a Rosechu medallion for the piercing.

I think he would tattoo it and sell pictures of it because he's GREEDY and FAT!!!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Disney bought Chris?