Containment What If?

[Rokko]

What if Disney bought Chris?

Well, he could be in the next Star-Wars movie as "special" guest.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got tricked into going across the country to save a sweetheart again?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris got tricked into going across the country to save a sweetheart again?

It will end just as well for him, and Barb would lock him out of the house like she promised.

My same question.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris gained the powers of a god?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris gained the powers of a god?

 

[Krieger]

What if Liquid Chris actually won his saga and replaced Chris? Somehow I imagine an alternate 2016 where Liquid Chris gains an endorsement deal with GameStop and Solid Chris vandalizes ads showing blarms and his arch-nemesis' face, earning him a lifetime ban from the company globally.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris sank the Titanic?

Spoiler

Ice-SPERG! DEAD AHEAD!!!!

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris went to an actual university instead of community college?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris went to an actual university instead of community college?

The dean would've had less tolerance for his shenanigans than Mary Lee Walsh did.

My same question.

 

[Another Fellow]

What if Chris sank the Titanic?

Spoiler

Ice-SPERG! DEAD AHEAD!!!!

 

[MrJakeTerror]

My same question.

Every time Vault Boy posts this or a variation of it, take a shot.
What if Chris was made the mascot by a local sports team?

 

[Count Olaf]

What if Chris was a Jedi?

Chris: *waves hand* CWCvillain C-quarters will be fine.

McDonald's Cashier: No, they won't

Chris: *waves hand again* CWCvillain C-quarters WILL be fine e.

Mcdonalds Cashier: No, THEY WONT! What you think you're some sort of Jedi waving your hand around like that! I'm a virginian, mind tricks don't work on me!

Chris: *walking away* Jew!

He'd get Ts in Potions instead of Fs in English.

"A T in potions class!?? You have got to be kidding me! I don't remember the last time I got a T, way back in 2nd year or something. You know what Professsor Snape I find that T VERY DISRESPECTFUL."

 

[Vellure]

What if this happens:

 

[Somar]

What if was Chris was sent to boarding school during high school?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if was Chris was sent to boarding school during high school?

co-ed or all boy?

 

[Somar]

co-ed or all boy?

co-ed.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

He will be "popular" to a degree with the other students as he had his Sega winnings brought over from his parents. There are too many variables based on what his Dorm-mate is like, so I'll leave that alone for further speculation. Other than that, nothing's really changed aside from having less old people around.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a fake letter from Gamestop saying he was unbanned from all locations and decided to go to one store to buy something?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if got a fake letter from Gamestop saying he was unbanned from all locations and decided to go to one store to buy something?

Shit will flare up and lead to him getting into trouble with the Law.

What if Chris was forced to have his "luscious" hair cut off in a MALE prison (if he screws up during his suspended sentence)?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Shit will flare up and lead to him getting into trouble with the Law.

What if Chris was forced to have his "luscious" hair cut off in a MALE prison (if he screws up during his suspended sentence)?

He'll just bitch and moan about it and call the barber a bitch.