Containment What If?

Chris would be familiar with foreign concepts such as personal space, interacting with the world, and basic hygiene. No one would be there to pussyfoot around the fact that he's functionally disabled. In essence, he'd be more "mainstreamed" today if he'd just been put into a school equipped to handle his bullshit.
 
We'd get drunk and whistle at hot chicks? I guess we could be................f-f-friends?
 
Globe said:
WhiteKnight said:
For a weekend filled with drinking and debauchery?
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I thanked your post just because I like your new signature.
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I thanked your post because I like your AquaBomber avatar.

Anyways, I would expect him to eventually tard rage and challenge Null to a fight, in which Chris would then immediately run away from.
 
PvtRichardCranium said:
and it wouldn't be available on the Wii-U at all.
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Or any other console, since Sony and Microsoft are also opposed to AO rated games. About the only place it could go in an uncensored form would be online as an obscure PC game.
 
It could not be worse than Superman64. Although I imagine Chris would act a lot like Phil Fish during the Fez 2 debacle, except less spergy. :x
 
He'd leer at us in a paranoid and awkward manner, and then he would try to secretly take our pictures in case we're trolls. :?
 
I think he'd run someone over with his car

His life would've been fucking better than it is now.

He would've been taught specifically for his less social mindset, and he would've been taught how to interact with other human beings. They would've also taught him skills, likely vocational ones that guarantee getting jobs later on. Like being taught how to change tires or how to stock shelves. There are autistic individuals, no doubt many on this forum that have moved out and have normal :tugboat: free lives.

I mean Chris wants dating education, they would've given him social education. He might've actually turned out less selfish if he went to the special school.

I mean the irony is pretty noticeable in that Borb wanted Chris to go to normal school to be normal. When in reality if he went to special school he would've been more normal than he is today. It's not like they cared they just didn't wanna be parents who raised a child that went to "retard school". Instead they have to raise someone that goes through adult life like a retard.
 
Me and him don't have much in common so he would be bored, lol. I'm not really much of a gamer, not like I was in Elementary-Middleschool, also I'm a Bisexual, Atheist, and I can't stand MLP. I do like comics and cartoons, but I doubt he knows much about Marvel or DC, or any shows I'm into like Star Trek and what not. Maybe if I offered him Reebs that I like, he would enjoy them, cuz I drink stuff like Ciders and a lot of flavored stuff. And I mostly drink light stuff like Miller Light.
 
Mourning Dove said:
He'd leer at us in a paranoid and awkward manner, and then he would try to secretly take our pictures in case we're trolls. :?
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I'd pose for him. Hell I'd take a pic with him. Then I'd maintain eye contact with him the rest of the night while grinning to make him uncomfortable. Then I'd send him a flirty wink and make him look away with a moment of being freaked out.
 
If I ever got to talk to Chris, I would try to measure how much he knows about the world, for my own curiosity, like, what does he think a map of the Middle East or Asia looks like? Does he know what Israel is? or does he know what the Soviet Union was? etc.
 
Picklepower said:
If I ever got to talk to Chris, I would try to measure how much he knows about the world, for my own curiosity, like, what does he think a map of the Middle East or Asia looks like? Does he know what Israel is? or does he know what the Soviet Union was? etc.
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He'd probably get all defensive and call you out on being mean to him for asking him a simple question as to the state of the world.
 
Honestly, I don't think there are very many people here who can authoritatively speak to the effectiveness of special education. My personal impression has always been that its purpose is more to keep "exceptional individuals" from disrupting the learning environment for normal kids than anything else.
 
He might actually be fucking normal. Unless of course the special school was the Arkham Asylum like institution, that Borb thought it was.
 
We'd have to tie him up to prevent him from escaping and running us all over with his car.

MrTroll said:
Honestly, I don't think there are very many people here who can authoritatively speak to the effectiveness of special education. My personal impression has always been that its purpose is more to keep "exceptional individuals" from disrupting the learning environment for normal kids than anything else.
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This is true, but a tard school is also more equipped to handle those who would be disruptive to others.

If my class in elementary school had a few disruptive tards, thanks to the wonders of my ADD my grades would almost certainly drop to their level.

And now they're suddenly talking mass mainstreaming around here, while foreign experiences have proven that it always ends in disaster.

Let's just say that if it comes up in the student council I'll almost definitely vote against it.
 
There'd still be something to raise a fuss over, namely that they'd have to move. It's a two-hour distance from Ruckersville to Winchester. Which also means selling the old house, finding new jobs, getting paranoid over new neighbors, etc.
 
Henry Bemis said:
There'd still be something to raise a fuss over, namely that they'd have to move. It's a two-hour distance from Ruckersville to Winchester. Which also means selling the old house, finding new jobs, getting paranoid over new neighbors, etc.
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Didn't they move to Richmond to try and keep Chris in normal school?
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Henry Bemis said:
There'd still be something to raise a fuss over, namely that they'd have to move. It's a two-hour distance from Ruckersville to Winchester. Which also means selling the old house, finding new jobs, getting paranoid over new neighbors, etc.
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Didn't they move to Richmond to try and keep Chris in normal school?
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True, they did do that, but they didn't like it.

Though that may have been because they moved at least three times during his mainstreamed years.
 
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