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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris started another fire that not only caught his house on fire but the entire town of Ruckersville?
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There might be a lynch mob after him. Given his physique, I'm sure he can outrun them...

What if Chris earned the enmity of Caesar from Fallout New Vegas?
 
Chocolate Elvis said:
What if Chris(tine) was a wrestler in the WWE? Would he fight the guys or the girls?
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This question was thrown around alot considering a large majority of Kiwis are wrestling fans. Here's an answer I went with. @yawning-sneasel had a funny response to it on the same page.
MrJakeTerror said:
He would constantly go against the booking (being a jobber) and try to get a shoot victory (unsuccessfully). No wrestler would want to work with him due to his smell. He would also try to weasel his way into wrestling women, again to no avail. And ofc he will be booked as a babyface, and his antics will garner serious X-Pac heat. Although I would have liked to see him feud with Eugene when he was still wrestling.
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This question was thrown around alot considering a large majority of Kiwis are wrestling fans. Here's an answer I went with. @yawning-sneasel had a funny response to it on the same page.
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I'll raise you one: what if Chris was WWE's play-by-play announcer

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Chocolate Elvis said:
What if Chris(tine) was a wrestler in the WWE? Would he fight the guys or the girls?
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There actually is a m2f wrestler in the local promotion over here and she wrestles men. Though she has transitioned well. And is one crazy, chair-swinging, scaffold-diving fucker.

I'm not really up to date on WWE, do they still have the junior division? I think Chris could have some 1vs3 matches with them.
 
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So, he'd be a horrifyingly autistic blend of CM Punk, Bastion Booger, Harvey Whippleman, Andy Kaufman, Jerry Lawler, Viscera and Eugene?

And, for good measure, Naked Mideon?


Shit, that's championship material right there!

Sc4rface said:
I'll raise you one: what if Chris was WWE's play-by-play announcer?
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Somehow worse than Mike Adamle. And yet somehow better than the current WWE commentary team.
 
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Chocolate Elvis said:
What if Chris(tine) was a wrestler in the WWE? Would he fight the guys or the girls?
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He'd be booked to fight other wrestlers but every week he comes out to cut a promo where he demands a WWE Diva's Championship match because he has a feminine soul. One week he starts going off, but music plays cutting him off, and out comes the WWE Diva's Champion. . .the voluptuous, radiant, fully transitioned Francine.

Francine gets on the mic and tells Chris the Diva's Champion is for women and not for a transexual who isnt transitioning well. Instead, he has a match with the giant himself. . .THE BIG SHOW.

Later that night the match starts. The bell rings, Show lunges but Chris gets him with pepper spray and runs away, causing the DQ finish.

I have a whole storyline in my head. Unfortunately my break is over so ill write the rest later.
 
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Don't treat me like a woman.
Don't treat me like a man.
Don't treat me like you know me.
Treat me as a high-functioning autistic tomgirl with a feminine lesbian soul.
More importantly, don't call anybody.
 
What if Chris all of a sudden stopped the tomgirl/female-soul-trapped-in-male-body act and just shaved his head? Would his reputation improve solely by the fact that he's stopped dressing like a tranny clown?
 
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animedad said:
What if Chris all of a sudden stopped the tomgirl/female-soul-trapped-in-male-body act and just shaved his head? Would his reputation improve solely by the fact that he's stopped dressing like a tranny clown?
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Yes but then his reputation would fall again after doing something equally as autistic.
What if Chris had to sell the rights to Sonichu to someone so he could make some extra money?
 
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Somari1996 said:
Yes but then his reputation would fall again after doing something equally as autistic.
What if Chris had to sell the rights to Sonichu to someone so he could make some extra money?
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He would end up being swindled and trolled horribly, in all infinitely possible timelines Nintendo would probably manage to shove a stick up the butt of his pathetic delusions of grandeur.

What if Chris was forced to become a handmaiden by the rich family of an Islamic man who was more autistic and retarded than even Chris himself?

animedad said:
What if Chris all of a sudden stopped the tomgirl/female-soul-trapped-in-male-body act and just shaved his head? Would his reputation improve solely by the fact that he's stopped dressing like a tranny clown?
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That probably won't happen for a while. similar to other Lolcows, until he latches onto another marginalized role that can get him the most attention and disguise his shortcomings as a human being, he's sort like Phil, but in slow motion without crack.
 
What if Chris learned how to stop shitting himself?
 
SOINCHU said:
It would be hilarious. I hope he is encouraged to participate in Draw Muhammad Day this year. It would be even funnier when he realizes that most of the other people participating are atheists.

Also....What if Chris was doing his prime years antics in the 1980s on a cable TV public access show? What would he be obsessing over?
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I know this one's a year old but I had a similar question and found the answer. Basically a sad version of Jim Spagg's Sex Show.
 
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