Containment What If?

[Chocolate Elvis]

Considering Chris has barely any muscle in those pale, skinnyfat arms of his, the person getting attacked wouldn't have much to worry about, really.

He'd either fall over from wildly swinging his arms like a windmill in a hurricane, or his opponent would cold cock him in seconds. Glass jaw? Polystyrene jaw, more like.

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris had a Child?

During the poty training phase, he'd round up a bunch of old news papers throw them at the kid and tell it to go wherever it wanted. Chris would also probably try to get a a tatoo on the kid's ass of a puzzle and claim it was born with a cutie mark.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris had based his comic on another franchise besides Sonic and Pokemon?

 

[Milktheturtle]

What if Chris had based his comic on another franchise besides Sonic and Pokemon?

Depending on the franchise,it would probably be the same with minor differences

 

[AnOminous]

Depending on the franchise,it would probably be the same with minor differences

It would probably be ponies and Transformers.

 

[Asandy31]

Optimus-mane

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Disney bought the rights to Sonichu and gave him his own world in Kingdom Hearts 3?

CWCville would be immortalized, and the Kingdom Hearts fandom would become even more insane.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris was obsessed with TV chefs and cooking shows?

 

[GetShrekt]

what if Chris was obsessed with TV chefs and cooking shows?

The burning of 14 Branchland Ct. would have happened at least a decade sooner.

What if the 2016 presedential election came down to Chris-chan vs ADF?

 

[CWCissey]

The burning of 14 Branchland Ct. would have happened at least a decade sooner.

What if the 2016 presedential election came down to Chris-chan vs ADF?

An angry, racist, sexist, homophobic man who is famously laughed at regarding his hairstyle and a shrieking, mewling hagbeast that compulsively lies about threats to their life?

You sure it hasn't already?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if this happened to Chris?

 

[GetShrekt]

What if this happened to Chris?

He'd enjoy his swingin' H cup breasts for a moment but then curse the leprechaun as a dang dirty troll for giving him massive niggo lips... until his head asplodes.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris buried a time capsule?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris buried a time capsule?

 

[fridgesrants]

What if Chris watched Steven Universe?

 

[Milktheturtle]

What if Chris watched Steven Universe?

He would probably stick a rock somewhere on himself or draw some gemsona in Sonichu.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

What if Chris went on a road trip to Seattle to find all of that sweet lesbian china Francine be hittin up?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris was a character in Trailer Park Boys?
(Inspired by a post by @calicojack over in the Update 1/17/2016-thread.)

That would be a worst case Ontario, which doesn't take rocket appliance to recognize.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris went on a road trip to Seattle to find all of that sweet lesbian china Francine be hittin up?

It would end as well as his Cleveland trip, and Barb would keep her promise of changing the locks on their door.

What if Chris was the General of the Commonwealth Minutemen?

 

[Milktheturtle]

What if Chris was the General of the Commonwealth Minutemen?

He would probably die on the first Preston Garvey mission,or he would be doing nothing and let the Minutemen die.