Containment What If?

What if Chris made a video answering EVERY SINGLE QUESTION we've asked in this thread?
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was a Deatheater from Harry Potter?
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I believe they already refer to him as "Wormtail".


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Han: Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME.
Kylo: *brandishing his lightsaber* ...yes?
Han: SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF! What you did was stick a knife in our backs and kill us.

What if Chris was the son of Andrew Ryan?
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Chris: Forgive me. I feel it again... the call from the male side. Sonichu senses it. Show me again the power of the lesbians, and I'll let nothing stand in our way. Show me, master, and I will finish what you started.

*camera turns to reveal a half-burnt photo of Caitlyn Jenner*
 
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We have a challenge for CWC. What if there were a new saga in which Christine gets breast cancer?

Imagine the drama of a vulnerable tomgirl still persisting on her worldly love quest despite her illness. The idea needs fleshing out (no pun intended) but we guarantee the Kiwi Farms would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Christine's character more meaningful

We love Christine, but it's about time CWCville had a huge shock for a change
 
George Wood said:
We have a challenge for CWC. What if there were a new saga in which Christine gets breast cancer?

Imagine the drama of a vulnerable tomgirl still persisting on her worldly love quest despite her illness. The idea needs fleshing out (no pun intended) but we guarantee the Kiwi Farms would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Christine's character more meaningful

We love Christine, but it's about time CWCville had a huge shock for a change
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Chris would need to get to about 60 or 70 before he's likely to develop breast cancer.
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris had no teeth?
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He'd be Balls Ma-Tranny

Rize Kamishiro said:
What if Chris went scuba diving?
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If it was anything like my trip to the aquarium, he'd probably be freaking out in response to all the freaky looking fishes swimming in the ocean. Chris Ain't no Saltwater Baby.

What if Chris participated in the Special Olympics during his school days?
 
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George Wood said:
We have a challenge for CWC. What if there were a new saga in which Christine gets breast cancer?

Imagine the drama of a vulnerable tomgirl still persisting on her worldly love quest despite her illness. The idea needs fleshing out (no pun intended) but we guarantee the Kiwi Farms would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Christine's character more meaningful

We love Christine, but it's about time CWCville had a huge shock for a change
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How about we actually just trick Chris into thinking he has breast cancer, which is much more likely to happen since Chris is an autistic man and was not bathed in female hormones from childhood like most breast cancer survivors, male breast cancer is something of a misnomer, but still highly rare. I would love to see some footage of Chris walking into his local hospital and or women's clinic and proclaiming he wants his yearly Medicaid sponsored mammogram, while whipping out his freshly shaven moobs laden with razor burn and ingrown hairs due to shaving down his manly chest mane.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_and_the_Hedgehog_Boys
What if Chris was a Disney Princess?
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Chris couldn't even claim the ugliest of Disney Princesses, the closest he could do was the transvestite Doris from Shrek..he could also double as Donkey, or an Ogre
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