Grecian parents would make sure that their child did not end up anything like Chris, and that probably includes thinking he's entitled to tax-payer money. In all likeliness, he probably would be married to an overweight, unattractive, and BFG by now.
Wouldn't be the worst decision the Chandler's made with their money, I'll tell you that much.
Drew would resign after Chris ripped his arms of when attempting to do dance to with him to the music in his head.
The gods would demote Cupid to being Chris's sex slave and retrieve said bow and arrow, needles to say Venus, Cupid's mother, would be deeply ashamed of the entire debacle and demand that her son and new son in law never contact her again.
He'd half-ass the appearance and mannerisms, as usual.
