Containment What If?

What if Chris started his tomgirl phase during the late 40s through early 60s of American culture? How would the good people of Ruckersville react?
 
What if Chris started his tomgirl phase during the late 40s through early 60s of American culture? How would the good people of Ruckersville react?
He might've been lynched by a hate group or sent to an insane asylum.

What if Chris accidently burns his hair off?
 
What if Chris went through with suicide? Would the media turn this into another cyberbullying story?
Unless he made a huge scene about it on YouTube or he did it in a public area such as a mall, I doubt anyone would know he died, especially if Barb was also dead.
 
He won't be any different from any other douchebag on the road.

Chris is only barely marginally able to drive. I don't think it would take much cognitive decline for him to be completely unfit to drive.

As is, he only manages to drive without crashing by driving super cautiously and slowly, well below the speed limit. This is actually, apparently, one of the few areas where he's actually aware of his lack of ability and (prudently) acts accordingly.
 
What If Chris had no
Weens would still shell out money for it and you know they would.

What if Kim Jong-un saw how popular Sonichu is and then brought Chris to North Korea to be the country's official propaganda artist?
Would certainly be an improvement to those frightening paintings of Jong Il and Il Sung.
 
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