Containment What If?

Somari1996 said:
What if Chris accidently killed the Grim Reaper and had to take over his job?
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It'd be like that Treehouse of Horror segment from The Simpsons where Homer became the Grim Reaper, only Chris would abuse his power even more.

What if Chris was a member of the Assassin Brotherhood?
 
ZombieFromWork said:
What if Chris encountered the Tourettes Guy?
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He'd convince himself he was better than than him because Chris "believes" himself to be a lesbian transwoman
What if Chris gets tired of his new and unconvincing social mask...what social mask will he project onto himself after that?
Ebig Weeeners have tried this a grand number of times...
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Agreed, SSI's managemen resources are being blown on harrassing old ladies because they made a bit above the poverty line at their partime jobs, which they keep to pay bills, buy groceries, and survive.
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris actually got a Sonichu comic strip into the newspaper?
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AresOverlord said:
What if Chris adopted children?
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That would never happen. The person working at the front desk would tell Chris to fuck off as soon as they see him. No orphanage would be foolish enough to have enough faith in Chris to give some kids a happy life. Chris would tard rage about it on Facebook, call the orphanage "bloody unfair", and call for an embargo against said orphanage.

What if Chris was a crewmember of the USG Ishimura?
 
Vault Boy said:
That would never happen. The person working at the front desk would tell Chris to fuck off as soon as they see him. No orphanage would be foolish enough to have enough faith in Chris to give some kids a happy life. Chris would tard rage about it on Facebook, call the orphanage "bloody unfair", and call for an embargo against said orphanage.

What if Chris was a crewmember of the USG Ishimura?
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Chris would shit himself and do nothing.
 
What if Chris kidnapped Michael Snyder's daughter and promised to let her go if he got unbanned from the Game Place?
 
fokkertism said:
What if Nirvana had selected Chris to be their frontman after Kurt Cobain's death?
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basically Foo Fighters and a twelve year old Wesley Willis.
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris kidnapped Michael Snyder's daughter and promised to let her go if he got unbanned from the Game Place?
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That would be very stupid (Even by Chris's standards) considering Game Place closed down some time ago and the only thing he would accomplish is violation of his suspended sentence.
 
AresOverlord said:
What if Chris adopted children?
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Assuming he was actually allowed to in the first place, he'd enjoy it at first. He'd make them do all his chores and play Lego with them. Then once things got difficult - like having to cook for them, buy them clothes, get them into a school - he'd rapidly decide that parenthood was too STRESSful and try to leave them at Wal-Mart.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
That would be very stupid (Even by Chris's standards) considering Game Place closed down some time ago and the only thing he would accomplish is violation of his suspended sentence.
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Ok maybe I should have been a bit more specific. What if this happened before the Game Place shut down? Whether or not it happens before or after October 28th 2011 is entirely up to you.
 
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