Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

I is not a batty boy! Mmmm, Innit.

What if Ali G interviewed Chris and Barb?

 

[picklehaube]

What if Ali G interviewed Chris and Barb?

too easy, but well wicked doe, geezah.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris were a British chav instead of an American hillbilly?

 

[Sarcastic Username]

It is.

Well, shit.

At first I thought he did it at 9, which would have meant I read it in the Sunday funnies because I remember Slylock Fox, but he wasn't old enough then.

Weens win again.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chis replaced Cate Blanchett in the movie Carol?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris came in contact with the Ooze from TMNT?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

British nightclubs are just...fucking awful.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Klaus Meine called Chris Demanding his hairstyle back?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris went to Coachella?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris

Spoiler

ate his own shit?

Well he swallowed his own cum, so why not?

 

[AresOverlord]

What if Chris encountered Bob's ghost?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris

Spoiler

ate his own shit?

Well he swallowed his own cum, so why not?

He'd get violently ill from the fecal bacteria that he ingested, and he would become an even bigger oddball.

What if Chris entered into an arm wrestling competition?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris entered into an arm wrestling competition?

He'd soon learn that Guitar Hero does not constitute proper exercise.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a witness at a crime scene?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris was a witness at a crime scene?

"Well, officer, I, uh...was playing with my DS with my headphones on...got a new...uh, dating simulator--"

Intercom

"Let him go, he's got nothing."

What if Chris tried adding high heels to his Christina outfit?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What if Chris brought Carlos Chantor back from the grave?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris tried adding high heels to his Christina outfit?

He'd look even more ridiculous, and it would be hell for his balance.

What if Chris was an idiot savant?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

What if Chris challenged me for control over all electric pokémon?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was a smoker?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

a smoker?

Aside from blowing his tugboat on cigarettes, Chris would probably smoke a stereotypical "girly" brand. And his Sweetheart Requirements would be short by one.