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What if Chris was in a Walking Dead scenario? How long would he last? 1 episode?
 
What if Chris won the award for Best Actress in a leading role (playing as himself) in the Oscars?

"And the Oscar goes to Christine Weston Chandler in"The Love Quest of Christian Weston Chandler"!"

(standing ovation)
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris won the award for Best Actress in a leading role (playing as himself) in the Oscars?

"And the Oscar goes to Christine Weston Chandler in"The Love Quest of Christian Weston Chandler"!"

(standing ovation)
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We'd know for certain that after Crash winning Best Picture, Rooney Mara not winning Best Actress for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and this, that the Academy knows fuck all about movies.
 
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With Donald Trump in the electoral race as inspiration, what if Chris was the United States President?
 
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Vault Boy said:
What if Chris replaced Chris Redfield in the Resident Evil games?
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He would be constantly trying to grope Rebecca and Jill and wouldn't be able to get past the entrance hall and the first hand fall of rooms on account of being far too stupid to solve any of the puzzles required to obtain any of the keys necessary to progress. He would most likely end up starving to death or getting eaten by a zombie, which brings me to my question of: What would happen if Chris was infected with the T-Virus?
 
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Agentpeanut said:
He would be constantly trying to grope Rebeca and Jill and wouldn't be able to get past the entrance hall and the first hand fall of rooms on account of being far too stupid to solve any of the puzzles required to obtain any of the keys necessary to progress. He would most likely end up starving to death or getting eaten by a zombie, which brings me to my question of: What would happen if Chris was infected with the T-Virus?
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Some of his quirks would still remain, meaning that he'd target Jill & Rebecca in the hope of making them undead sweethearts from the ground up.

Both of them wouldn't hesitate to blow his head off on sight, with Zombie Chris stress sighing & shitting himself one last time.
 
Probably already been asked before, and half-baked because I'm super tired, but:

What if Chris grew up with siblings? Not already-grown-up half-siblings like Cole, but full-blood ones in Chris's own age group, with whom he would have to share his house and toys and vidya 24/7. I wonder how/if that would have changed who he ended up being.
 
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Another Fellow said:
Probably already been asked before, and half-baked because I'm super tired, but:

What if Chris grew up with siblings? Not already-grown-up half-siblings like Cole, but full-blood ones in Chris's own age group, with whom he would have to share his house and toys and vidya 24/7. I wonder how/if that would have changed who he ended up being.
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The sibling would have likely battered him into some form of functioning.
 
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