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It would be a significantly shittier band, and it would be renamed Christian and the Hedgehog BoysWhat If Chris was in the Beastie Boys?
Chris would probably end up homeless, and then he could finally have one last showdown with ADF to prove who truly (and honestly) is the most powerful homeless tranny.What if Barb decided to sell the house and move into a retirement home?
It'd give autistic people an even worse public image.What if Chris ran Autism Speaks?
Y'know, I think I can live with that.what if you were everyone that ever existed or will exist?
What if you were just experiencing it all, one life at a time with no recollection of the other ones?
what if you didn't know it but you were the reason for all the war and suffering all along?
what if everything was already planned and no matter what you did each life went exactly the way it was meant to?
what if you were actually Chris this whole time?
what if you've just been laughing at yourself?
that means we're also every member of this board. so like a ton of lives here vs. one life as chris.What if you were everyone that ever existed or will exist?
What if you were just experiencing it all, one life at a time with no recollection of the other ones?
What if you didn't know it but you were the reason for all the war and suffering all along?
What if everything was already planned and no matter what you did each life went exactly the way it was meant to?
What if you were actually Chris this whole time?
What if you've just been laughing at yourself?
Sounds like a ton of wasted lives tbhthat means we're also every member of this board. so like a ton of lives here vs. one life as chris.
What if Chris replaced Chris Redfield in the Resident Evil games?
Are Chris and Fred the Elephant Boy not the same person?What if Chris Chan was a member of Howard Stern's wack pack?
and have an autistic obsession that is actually functional and could possibly create a profit, that's not Chris' styleWhat if Chris(tine) was obsessed over a slight design change in a car instead of the blarms?
What if Chris wrote a book? and I don't mean an illustrated comic book like Sonichu, I mean a regular text only book.
He'd just keep E-begging.It would be full of random access humor, droning speeches, and an inability to stay on topic.
What if Chris didn't have enough money to buy himself a ps4?
He would have been an inhabitant of Rukkh-Whlll, a deadbeat village in paleolithic Siberia, and his arch enemy Kh'lld Khesh would have informed him via smoke signals that in order to retrieve his beloved Jhoo L'hay he'd have to travel across the then-dry Bering Strait into the land beyond all the way to the Temple of Ghemm Pl'aycc where the evil priest M'khll Ss'nydrr keeps her prisoner...What if Chris was the first person to discover America?
What if Chris was a Character on Friends? You can debut him in any season, you can have him on for as long as possible, but ages real-time meaning he'd have to be 12 if he was in the first season, and 22 in the series finale.
What if Chris was the Hotstepper?
Chris said:I have a PSP and she don't
So give me the PSP,
Unwrap the wrapper
So I can give one to her,
And then we can play together!
Chris said:You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!
You wanna come fight me?
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera, you fool!
Chris said:I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"