Containment What If?

Boyfriend-Free said:
What if, instead of making money from his shitty amibos, Chris became a camgirl?
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Honestly, this is kind of an interesting thought. There are enough weirdos out there, and a lot of camgirls link Amazon wishlists and get viewers to buy them things in exchange for stripping and stuff. He could get on Cam4 or something like that. I sincerely doubt he'd consider it, since he wouldn't like men watching him, but it's kind of funny to imagine.
 
Picklechu said:
Honestly, this is kind of an interesting thought. There are enough weirdos out there, and a lot of camgirls link Amazon wishlists and get viewers to buy them things in exchange for stripping and stuff. He could get on Cam4 or something like that. I sincerely doubt he'd consider it, since he wouldn't like men watching him, but it's kind of funny to imagine.
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The only people who would watch are weens
 
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What if Chris were born a girl? Everything else was the same, cept she was looking for a girlfriend free boy.
 
Zenku said:
What if Chris were born a girl? Everything else was the same, cept she was looking for a girlfriend free boy.
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Life would a lot easier. She would just need to lure in an unsuspecting old codger to impregnate her, despite being a lazy, unhygienic, uncharming sea-cow of a woman. I wonder who could teach her that particular skill?
 
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Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was a target for Agent 47?
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He would either poison Chris's refrigerated jizz/Orange Fanta, or rig Barb with explosives that detonate whenever Chris gets near. His method of infiltration would be to disguise himself as Chris's cat. Chris would not be able to differentiate between a real cat and a 7 foot tall bald man wearing a cat suit, so the disguise would be perfect.
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris went mysteriously missing?
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Barb would pay an excellent P.I. with some of her hoard to find her loving son.

I'm kidding, she wouldn't dare part ways with some of her junk to find her son. Chris would be shit outta luck.

What if Chris was kidnapped by The Riddler and had to solve several riddles to escape?
 
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Vault Boy said:
Barb would pay an excellent P.I. with some of her hoard to find her loving son.

I'm kidding, she wouldn't dare part ways with some of her junk to find her son. Chris would be shit outta luck.

What if Chris was kidnapped by The Riddler and had to solve several riddles to escape?
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Chris would try to explain to him that the autistic puzzle piece symbolism is not really accurate and that he's living proof.
 
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What if Sega decided to fake an announcement for a Sonichu game this April Fools?
 
Garfieldchu said:
True.

If Chris was a ladyboy, then not even the most perverted of visiting businessman would fuck him.

What if Chris converted to Islam?
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What if Chris(tine) and Barb had a membership at a wholesale club like Costco or Sam's Club? He could have gotten a PS4 much cheaper there than fingerhut
 
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Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was kidnapped by The Riddler and had to solve several riddles to escape?
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He'd shit his pants and do nothing.

What if Chris was an animatronic at Freddy Fazzbear's ?
 
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