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Masterfoxz2 said:
What if Chris finally realized that the writing on Family Guy is godawful?
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Not in a million years, pal.

What if Chris, Bob and Barb
had a threesome?


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Masterfoxz2 said:
What if Chris finally realized that the writing on Family Guy is godawful?
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He had a hard enough time recognizing himself in the mirror, expecting him to have some critical thoughts on a show is a bit beyond his capability.

What if it turned out that, by some fucking miracle, the Chandlers are actually British Royalty?
 
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What if Chris was just one of 6 sextuplets Barb had?
 
Vault Boy said:
He had a hard enough time recognizing himself in the mirror, expecting him to have some critical thoughts on a show is a bit beyond his capability.

What if it turned out that, by some fucking miracle, the Chandlers are actually British Royalty?
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The whole country would become Republicans overnight and Buckingham Palace would be stormed before Barb even had a chance to put the first Union Jack fridge magnet in the Royal Hoard.
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris was just one of 6 sextuplets Barb had?
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He wouldn't have been as spoiled, and thus would've become a marginally better person.

What if Bob had walked into Chris' room during this wonderful little display?

 
Masterfoxz2 said:
What if Chris finally realized that the writing on Family Guy is godawful?
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chris would try to spin it as "it's satire about bad humor, a parody of bad writing."

Vault Boy said:
What if Bob had walked into Chris' room during this wonderful little display?

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He would have died then.

Apocalypso said:
He'd crack up so bad he'd kill himself.
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is it a coincidence that the name of the ancient greek who died from laughter was named

Chrysippus

i think not
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a plant?
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he would be the Anatidaeflexion Retardious
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
What if a College Sorority bought a house across the street from Chris?
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If the house was full of boyfriend free girls, Chris would crash one of their house parties to look for a potential sweetheart.
What if Cole was forced to let Chris and Barb move in with him?
 
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Somari1996 said:
If the house was full of boyfriend free girls, Chris would crash one of their house parties to look for a potential sweetheart.
What if Cole was forced to let Chris and Barb move in with him?
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Outside of staying in Manhattan with his wife, there isn't much information about Cole's current living situation. For all we know, he could either be in a small apartment in a gentrified area or a bleak 2-bedder in the shitty part of town. Also we don't know what his wife is like, so we can't tell if she'll be welcoming to the Chandlers or threaten to leave Cole over it.

Either way, the Chandlers and their pets crammed up in a small New York apartment with two other people is a walking Health code violation on multiple levels. But that hasn't stopped them from getting away with it before, and I'm pretty sure a vast majority of people in the city do things in a similar, if not worse fashion.

Worst Case scenario, Cole's home becomes a toxic environment from both a figurative and literal standpoint. But we all knew that from the start, didn't we?
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
Outside of staying in Manhattan with his wife, there isn't much information about Cole's current living situation. For all we know, he could either be in a small apartment in a gentrified area or a bleak 2-bedder in the shitty part of town. Also we don't know what his wife is like, so we can't tell if she'll be welcoming to the Chandlers or threaten to leave Cole over it.
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Unless his wife is a multimillionaire it's a very small apartment. An opulent two bedder will run you more than most people have.

At least Cole is a more ambitious sponge than most because he certainly isn't contributing much with his "income" from YouTube videos maybe 40 people watch.
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was the Dragonborn from Skyrim?
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No one would know, he'd go straight back to Riverwood after telling Balgruuf to send reinforcements only so he can leech of either Ralof or Hadvar's family for the rest of his life.
 
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