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friedshrimp said:
What if Chris travelled back in time to pre-Columbian America?
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Chris might ask the locals where he could find the Cherokian and Wasabi peoples. Since they wouldn't speak English, there'd be much confusion on both sides. Centuries later, modern scholars would ponder over indigenous legends told of a red and blue striped being.
 
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What if Chris became a professional wrestler?

(Or a wrestling fan, for that matter)
 
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Ace said:
What if Chris became a professional wrestler?

(Or a wrestling fan, for that matter)
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He could reenact the shock master failure.

What if Chris guest starred on Monday Night Raw?
 
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Broseph said:
He could reenact the shock master failure.

What if Chris guest starred on Monday Night Raw?
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It'd be grades above having the Muppets or Dr. Phil on the show. Also Vince would hire him for creative, as Chris's writing style matches up with Vince's sick sense of humor. But he would also be quickly fired because of his laziness.

What if Chris didn't go into fits about the trolling and decided to try and have fun with it? Kind of how Kurt Angle was having fun with the "You Suck" chants when he came back from injury, but replaced with "JUU-LAAY".
 
Garfieldchu said:
What if Chris was at Coachella this weekend? What would he watch? Would he do drugs?
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Tranhuviya said:
What if Chris went to Burning Man?
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At either event, he would neither be the strangest looking person, nor the worst dancer. Fuck, he might actually get some China given all the weirdos that go to those things.
 
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friedshrimp said:
What if Chris Chan worked at Disney animation studios?
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He'd get fired after macing the boss for rejecting his idea of a Sonichu movie.
What if Chris discovered a new planet and tried to find a rocket to go to it?
 
Somari1996 said:
He'd get fired after macing the boss for rejecting his idea of a Sonichu movie.
What if Chris discovered a new planet and tried to find a rocket to go to it?
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Earth will rejoice and world peace will be established at last.

What if Chris made 14BC a soveriegn state?
 
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