Containment What If?

[AnOminous]

What if Bob hadn't died?

What if Bob came back to life?

 

[Somar]

What if Bob came back to life?

After seeing what Chris has done since his death he'll wish he was still dead.
What if Chris got a job at Gamestop before Boom was announced?

 

[Garfieldchu]

At either event, he would neither be the strangest looking person, nor the worst dancer. Fuck, he might actually get some China given all the weirdos that go to those things.

At Coachella years ago some guy without an ear was smoking crack in one of the tents at around 3:30 p.m., so yeah. Chris' duck is bigger than the naked wizard, at least.

What if some DJ brought him onstage to sing over a remix of "So Need a Cute Girlfriend" or CWC-Tok"?

What if Chris rolled on Molly or ate shrooms?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris was at Coachella this weekend? What would he watch? Would he do drugs?

He'd probably be looking for the PS4 tent to camp out in and hog one of the consoles himself.

 

[friedshrimp]

What if Chris was bitten by rabid dog?

 

[Garfieldchu]

After seeing what Chris has done since his death he'll wish he was still dead.
What if Chris got a job at Gamestop before Boom was announced?

He'd be fired for macing customers that buy the game.

What if Chris was Christ?

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris became a Victoria's Secret Angel?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris became a Victoria's Secret Angel?

Some sadact would have a very sad wank.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was bitten by rabid dog?

The poor dog would need vaccinations.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris tried to attract a girlfriend with a T-shirt depicting lesbians scissoring?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a lifeguard at a public pool?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris became a lifeguard at a public pool?

He'd get fired after he tried to give CPR to some poor young woman who didn't need it.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

What if Amber Conner Moon (Transgender moonlight identity of @Null ) and Christine became translesbian lovers?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the main character in the next Far Cry game?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was the main character in all four upcoming Avatar sequels?

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

What if Chris was the main character in the next Far Cry game?

He would probably shit himself and get eaten alive by a wild animal w33n

What if Chris was the main character in all four upcoming Avatar sequels?

Autismtar: The last Legobender

 

[Gondola]

What if Chris became a lifeguard at a public pool?

>Someone's drowning
>Chris gets them out of the water
>They aren't breathing
>A bystander shouts "Someone call 911!"
>To which Chris replies "DON'T CALL ANYONE!"

 

[MagneticTowels]

What if Chris got lost inside a storm sewer?

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if Chris and Cole switched places,Chris no longer being trapped in his autistic shell going on to become the greatest artist in the world and Cole suffering from autism and becoming TheMysterioisMrEnter?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris turned out to not even be real? And by that I mean one giant shared autistic hallucination?