Containment What If?

[18plusful]

What's the chances of Chris committing a school shooting?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What's the chances of Chris committing a school shooting?

None. Standing for that long is hard work.

What if Chris had committed suicide after the Julie saga?

 

[Apocalypso]

None. Standing for that long is hard work.

What if Chris had committed suicide after the Julie saga?

This site would have ended years ago.

What if Chris was a chair?

 

[friedshrimp]

Bob would've sat on him.

 

[Buffalo Chan]

If he was a chair it would explain a few things.
What if he was forced to hear the tough love given by some of the troll girls in person

 

[Somar]

what if Chris went back to twitter?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

what if Chris went back to twitter?

He'd get pissy about the 140 character limit and quit again as he can't wall of text.

What if Bob made Chris promise on his Deathbed to make more comics?

 

[Broseph]

Bob would be in the shower.

"It's ok Chris, it was just a dream.

...by the way, what's Sonichu?"

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris had a shrinking ray?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a shrinking ray gun?

He'd shrink his own duck to get rid of it.

What if Chris struck oil under 14BC?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris joined a cult?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if CWC's consciousness was uploaded into a humongous mecha?

 

[friedshrimp]

What if Barb had died instead of Bob?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Barb had died instead of Bob?

The beautiful woman we know and love today would never have existed.

What if Chris made a mixtape?

 

[alterid]

What if Barb had died instead of Bob?

That's the best 'what if' ever. Chris would have a more structured, sane life. But he might not be as personally happy without Tomgirlism.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris entered a talent show?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris entered a talent show?

It wouldn't be far off from this:

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if Chris had the remote from click?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris had the remote from click?

He'd shove it up his ass.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a sweater?

Spoiler

He'd knit himself and then do nothing.