Containment What If?

What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with Duke Nukem instead of Sonic?

I think it would actually make the Love Quest even sadder. Imagine- a slow minded man wearing patriotic shit, lowering his voice but unable to control his speech impediments, repeating lewd pick up lines with really outdated pop culture references and slang, and all of this happening in a Golden Coral.

With Chris being a moron doing moronic things, it's funny. If he was a moron trying to put on 90's 'tude, it's just sad. Rollin' and Trollin' came pretty close to this though, maybe Carlos Chantor too.
 
What if Chris volunteered to be a test subject for an experimental instant sex-change drug?
 
What if someone made a cookbook with food, meals, or drinks inspired by Chris. And I don't mean cheap microwaveable meals. I mean actual genuine food or meals that you have to cook and drinks that could be made at a bar (virgin or alcoholic) and would actually taste good.

For example,

The Rosechu Fried Pickle Platter

Blueberry Blarms Pie

Virgin-With-Raspberry Daquiri

But-During-The-Stone-Age Ice Cream Sunday.
 
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What if someone made a cookbook with food, meals, or drinks inspired by Chris. And I don't mean cheap microwaveable meals. I mean actual genuine food or meals that you have to cook and drinks that could be made at a bar (virgin or alcoholic) and would actually taste good.

For example,

The Rosechu Fried Pickle Platter

Blueberry Blarms Pie

Virgin-With-Raspberry Daquiri

But-During-The-Stone-Age Ice Cream Sunday.
The Orange-Fanta-Suprise would be a hit at local bake sales, I'll tell you that much!
 
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What if someone made a cookbook with food, meals, or drinks inspired by Chris. And I don't mean cheap microwaveable meals. I mean actual genuine food or meals that you have to cook and drinks that could be made at a bar (virgin or alcoholic) and would actually taste good.

For example,

The Rosechu Fried Pickle Platter

Blueberry Blarms Pie

Virgin-With-Raspberry Daquiri

But-During-The-Stone-Age Ice Cream Sunday.

Don't forget:

Corn-on-the-Barb

Gluten free Bobshakes

Chargrilled Cheese Cha Burgers
 
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What if someone made a cookbook with food, meals, or drinks inspired by Chris. And I don't mean cheap microwaveable meals. I mean actual genuine food or meals that you have to cook and drinks that could be made at a bar (virgin or alcoholic) and would actually taste good.

For example,

The Rosechu Fried Pickle Platter

Blueberry Blarms Pie

Virgin-With-Raspberry Daquiri

But-During-The-Stone-Age Ice Cream Sunday.
There's already a Sonichu-themed restaurant chain in Hong Kong. Surprised nobody has taken pics and sent them to Chris.

Their Molvanian selections really lack authenticity, though.
 
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