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What if years from now, 14 BC is recognized as a historical site? With a little plaque that explains the anomaly known as Chris-Chan. It becomes a popular stop on road trips. People take their pictures next to it.
Needs a giant pickle statute out front, otherwise it's not a very interesting roadside monument. Possibly a gift shop selling all kinds of Chris-memorabilia, like medallions, Fanta, and love pillows.
 
What if everything that's happened to Chris over the last ten years has just been a very strange and vivid dream he had ala Newhart?

Everything that happened to him after finishing college had been a dream. ED writing that page about him, alienating Megan, getting kicked out of the GamePlace, getting tricked by all the trolls into doing all that weird shit he did for the next few years, Bob dying, getting arrested for trying to murder Mike Syder, all the cross dressing stuff, burning his house down, sperging out about the blarms, getting arrested again for macing a guy's shirt, pretending to be a tranny and begging for free stuff on YouTube.

What if it had all just been a dream?

Chris wakes up in his good ole naive 2007 era self and walks into his cluttered living room to tell his parents about "da weirdest dream he 'ad de udder night", before he drives off to the GamePlace to try to mack on Megan and play some Pokemon cards with ten year olds.
 
What if everything that's happened to Chris over the last ten years has just been a very strange and vivid dream he had ala Newhart?

Everything that happened to him after finishing college had been a dream. ED writing that page about him, alienating Megan, getting kicked out of the GamePlace, getting tricked by all the trolls into doing all that weird shit he did for the next few years, Bob dying, getting arrested for trying to murder Mike Syder, all the cross dressing stuff, burning his house down, sperging out about the blarms, getting arrested again for macing a guy's shirt, pretending to be a tranny and begging for free stuff on YouTube.

What if it had all just been a dream?

Chris wakes up in his good ole naive 2007 era self and walks into his cluttered living room to tell his parents about "da weirdest dream he 'ad de udder night", before he drives off to the GamePlace to try to mack on Megan and play some Pokemon cards with ten year olds.

Then he would be an actual prophet. Everything would go exactly the same as his dream except this website would be called "guavafarm."
 
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What if Chris was the star of Good Idea Bad Idea?

Impossible, you can't have a series of both good ideas and bad ideas if Chris only makes bad ideas.
What if Chris was sentenced to death and Clyde led a group of trolls to try and save him? not because they care about him, but because they don't want to look for another punching bag.
 
It would be a major box-office bomb.

What if Chris became a Sonic character? What animal would he be?
 
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