Containment What If?

applecat said:
deeman said:
I'll take that as an compliment :heart-full: and even if the fine line between insult and compliment are pretty close, i would never be mad at your avatar, would like to know the source of the artist actually! :oops: Would brighten up my days as a wall paper. And i hope the word "insult" is not taken all to seriously, it's just a bit of fun, i know.
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Mark Ryden! Check out his work, he's got a lot of cool stuff. http://www.markryden.com/
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Thanks a bunch! It's not often i take interest in pictures alone (unless CWC related) but that hit a soft spot.
 
Chris with power would be terrible.
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He's a self-centered vengeful child, with a lust for immediate gratification and praise. Every power at his disposal would be dedicated to satisfying his fantasies, regardless of (or as a direct result of) who it hurt. If there was any semblance of a society still living around him, it would be in spite of his powers - and it wouldn't be very pretty. Chris would be what Kim Jong-un strives to be.
 
GFYS said:
Chris with power would be terrible.
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He's a self-centered vengeful child, with a lust for immediate gratification and praise. Every power at his disposal would be dedicated to satisfying his fantasies, regardless of (or as a direct result of) who it hurt. If there was any semblance of a society still living around him, it would be in spite of his powers - and it wouldn't be very pretty. Chris would be what Kim Jong-un strives to be.
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And don't forget he is also the executioner, not even the Kim family could par up with that... i hope! More like one of Saddams son who liked that kind of stuff.
 
You know what, though? I totally failed to consider his 100% failure rate. No matter how fantastic his power may be, Christian Weston Chandler ALWAYS find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. In the end, every plan will result in hilarious self-destruction, as his Press Minister Anna screams "NO U" while we celebrate.
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I'd totally send him a southern tier creme brûlée. It's super sweet for his sugary palate and it's 10% abv so it'd put him on his ass before he could finish the bottle.
 
It is believed that God in various forms put the people on earth in his image, but mostly because he was bored and craved attention, wich is a bit similar to a certain "cartoonist" (the title is put very loosly.) putting little doodles on paper craving respect and totalitarism, and as sure as hell in a very despotical manner.
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Chris created Sonichu. Chris walks with Sonichu. And on a metaphysical level, there lives a world in Chris's subconscious as real as ours. To Sonichu and co., Chris is god on earth,

What is life in that tiny bubble? Are there tragic or brainwashed cultist happiness? I know there are supposed to be homeless people and murder and my favourite smiley, wich i call "Robert" but is more known to man as the yawning squirtle
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You know, that squirtle doesn't have a name, you cannot disprove his name is actually Robert. Anyway, CWCville isn't ruled by religion (a theocracy), it is ruled by the God. He commands, you must obey.

Are they still loving their Go... ehm. *harkle* MAYOR of the city? And since Mayoring (and to a certain degree, Love Questing) IS his job, are he fearing rebellism? Are other Mayors (Billy MAYS not accounted for since ha was FAKE and UNORIGINAL!) competing?
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They can't rebel because thy don't feel rebellious. They don't feel rebellious because ChrisGod won't let them feel in such a way.

Of course, this is a philosophical discussion, and i was interested in you fine hobby psychologists to help me put words on his paganistic way of picturing himself as a God, and might as well go on with the SONICHU as a product, as disgusting it still is. And i don't know why but i feel this should be in the Chris threads, since it's overlapping, but correct me if i'm wrong. I may come off as an amateurish lazy person but i just can't read the way he uses his speechbubbles so i'm only aware of things Dstecks and other fine artists has made fun of it to ease my headache. So yes. I am lazy.

And while writing i relaized the concept of GodJesus IS in the comics, but come on, they seem to do all to please Chris.
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Autism
 
I would drink with Chris if I have "The Dude" or the "Hulkster" with me as my bodyguard.
 
I can see some ween wanting to make him drink cement mixer :julay:

I might go out drinking with Chris but for only three conditions.

1. He pays for his own drinks. Here in New York fucking obnoxious fruity drinks that he would enjoy are expensive as hell, Call me a cheap shit but I ain't paying $30-$40 for a night out at the bar with him.

2. I get to be his wing demand for the night. I would pretend to get him some boyfriends free girls, and just seeing the shit he would say would probably be Enjoyable to watch make an ass of himself.

3. Catparty joins me with us to experience the lulz.
 
GodBearMissionary said:
Oh God yes, if only just to pick at his brain for just an hour.
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Granted, Chris would be interested to talk to about his trolling experiences, but I think I'd use our first outing as more of an opportunity to judge his personality for myself, outside of any outside influences. I know that he'll fundamentally prove himself to be the same ol' Chris, but I want to see what he's like by himself and without his day-to-day cares bogging him down.
 
No way in hell. Given how little restraint or social skill he normally has, paired with lowered inhibitions, he's pretty much guaranteed to get BANNED AGAIN and possibly arrested. Well, that or he'll get in trouble when he tries to use the women's bathroom.
 
GFYS said:
You know what, though? I totally failed to consider his 100% failure rate. No matter how fantastic his power may be, Christian Weston Chandler ALWAYS find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. In the end, every plan will result in hilarious self-destruction, as his Press Minister Anna screams "NO U" while we celebrate.
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Your way of putting his characteristics are inspiring, i now consider the failure rate and the fact he is supposed to be good in his own world, a little bit like Baboon in i am weasel, and god did i love that show, It's something aspiring writers should take notice of, allthough not a new Inception kind of script, it's purrty clever, in celebration, let's Skate Or Die together. I thought that game was forgotten *SIGH*
 
Pikonic said:
They can't rebel because thy don't feel rebellious. They don't feel rebellious because ChrisGod won't let them feel in such a way.
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You shot me down there, if Chris had brains, maybe he's have some complaints and solutions put on show just for the sake of using his divine mercy.
 
As I wake and find myself as Chris, I would scream at the fact that I'm somehow a 32 year-old man living in a terrible home. After screaming, I'd just do Chris' routines, playing vidya and eating McD's. Aside from that I might make a video as Chris just to entertain the forum.
 
I'd first take a good inventory of Chris's vidya and toys and see if there's anything worth saving. Then I'd get a haircut, buy some clothes that fit, and then tell Barb her exact failings as a mother and a human being. Then I'd move my ass out, get an internet connection, and tell Anna to jump off a pier. Then I'd go to Rob Bell's office, figure out a way to get the Snorlax declared legally incompetent, and have her shuffled to a home before retaking control of 14 Branchland and auctioning off the hoard before having the place fumigated. Then I'd take Chris's body for a run. It must be nice to have a body that's not riddled with arthritis.

By that time, whatever freaky Friday curse had struck us would have hopefully worn off, so after I switched back to my body I'd try to salvage my marriage and my finances.
 
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I probably would, just to say I did it. It's not like any one in Virginia would recognize me, either. I stick mostly with spirits, though, not beer. I'd even treat him to some bourbon.
 
Chris is the son of the furies and gets trolled by all the Hermes kids.
 
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God, I hate kahlua. Like, it was all I had in my fridge tonight, so I ended up polishing it off, but really, goddamn, I fucking hate kahlua. It's probably mostly because I'm not a fan of coffee in the first place anyway.

But anyway, Chris getting drunk and using really bad stereotypes of black slang. :lol:
 
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