Containment What If?

Yeah, I suppose I would. Just as long as I have a safe place to store my meds, some MREs, a sleeping bag, and a shitload of cleaning supplies.

Boot camp makes boys into soldiers, but it's up to the parents to raise them from babies to boys first.

Besides, I think he's too old at this point.
 
Would I have to spend the entire week in the house without leaving it? I'd probably do it in any case, I'd just tuck my pants into my socks so the scabies bugs can't bite me and I'd be good.

Hey, a million bucks is a lot of money.
 
Maybe. I bet he has some good stuff that does not smell like :briefs: or :pickle:, most likely in the rooms where Barb and Tardbaby doesn't spend most of their times.

Only if I'm guaranteed that I receive a full decontamination bath adminstrered by specialized officers, of course. The :pickle: stench would destroy my mental and physical health if I don't receive that :cry:
 
I would say yeah, if it wasn't for the scabies and another various bugs, I'm not gonna risk disease for some money. Also I wouldn't eat out of their fridge or use the garbage dump they call a kitchen, I'd have to bring my own food, and eat out instead. But like I said, Scabies, so yeah I wouldn't.
 
We'd get yet another long screed from Chris about trolls and how Mark Zuckerberg is a scheming, trolling Jew in the same league as Michael Snyder. And he'd want Facebook's HQ go down the way 4cent garbage went.
 
Or maybe use a Phoenix Down?

His heart valves would explode and hit the ceiling.

This, of course, would drop his Heart Level below 15% and he'd have to quaff a healing potion.

trombonista said:
He'll join tumblr and find himself competing with several SJWs for the "Biggest Victim Complex" award.
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Hah! The SJW's would just see another White Anglo-Saxon Prostestant Cisgendered Heterosexual Male Chauvinist Pigdog Oppressor to be overthrown.

Still, I'd pay money to see that.

When else would get to see CWC and ADF bicker in a chatroom slapfight in realtime?
 
We all know that our friend is a major wuss, but suppose that he suddenly grew a pair one day and said "Fuck my mom, fuck the trolls, I'm turning things around for the better". How would he be like and what kind of things would he do?
 
He'd be living in a van down by the river.
 

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What if Chris posts on Wizardchan? Would he get banned due to mention of him having sex with a hooker or considered to be a God there?

He would give up eventually and be back to normal within a day.
 
The world would shatter and tear itself apart, creating twists and turns of all major historic events of all the places of the Earth. Then Chris would *SIGH* over all the STRESS that he caused and relapse to his former self in a few hours when he gets back to his PS3.
 
My proposal is now $1.5 million. Plus a stipend for cleaning supplies, dumpster rental, outside meals, tent, antibiotics, medicine, and I retain book and movie rights.
 
When that day comes, I'll sell all of my stuff, empty my bank accounts and move to Zimbabwe to help the poor.
 
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