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A flipper would buy it dirt cheap and have a field day.
It's a realtors nightmare. Tours? Open house? Lol no.
It's got stains.
It's got bugs.
I'll assume it's got mold. These are words realtors don't want to hear. It's also possible that Barb's in a HOA and they won't let her sell the house in its current condition.
 
A-Stump said:
Want Woman said:
He'd have a nervous breakdown since boot camps don't allow the daily eating of McDonalds and Hungry Man dinners.

He'd have to share a barracks with other men, and you know he'd be fapping alot during lights out.

As far as I know, boot camp doesn't let people play video games with them, so he'd have a hard time there.

Also he'd probably whine about being forced to shower every day.
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Funny you should mention fast food since I come from a military family and every base I've been to has lots of contracted fast food and a commissary selling everything from video games to porn lol (The commissary is usually slightly off base though to exempt some of the tough rules on what is and not 'technically' allowed)
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Huh, interesting. New knew that.
 
There are different chapters of basic training and privileges open up the longer you go. It also depends on what branch you've enlisted in and if you've had prior experience (ROTC and CAPS let you excel in privileges if you enlist after being in either). That's the thing about being in an ROTC, you're trained to excel faster than others but when you go to Basic you're still treated like everyone else.
 
The realtor would look at you blankly, and the entire office would go silent. He would then start to laugh uncontrollably, as does the rest of his office. The laughs quickly devolve into inhuman shrieks of pain and horror as he thrusts his fingers into his eyesockets and rips his eyes from his head as his office descends into an orgy of self mutilation, sodomy, and suicide around you. Holding out the eyeballs he would lock his empty sockets onto you and shriek the words

LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERNIS!!!!!

Before reality tears around you and tentacles from the darkness grab the bloodied carcasses of the realtors and drag them into the shrieking abyss.

Then again I suspect this is also the procedure followed whenever a mcdonalds member of staff sights Son-chu on the horizon
 
I wood olie bye it fi I gort BORBS clothes aswel
 
Foulmouth said:
I wood olie bye it fi I gort BORBS clothes aswel
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Are you channeling Peppy from beyond? Tell him I...love him :oops:
 
A-Stump said:
Foulmouth said:
I wood olie bye it fi I gort BORBS clothes aswel
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Are you channeling Peppy from beyond? Tell him I...love him :oops:
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Peppy died screaming Stumpy. In his last hours he cursed your very name for failing to save him from Null's sadistic pleasures
 
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A-Stump said:
Foulmouth said:
I wood olie bye it fi I gort BORBS clothes aswel
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Are you channeling Peppy from beyond? Tell him I...love him :oops:
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Peppy died screaming Stumpy. In his last hours he cursed your very name for failing to save him from Null's sadistic pleasures
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fz-kAXtIGg PEPPY IF YOU'RE OUT THERE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN US

(No homo of course)
 
A-Stump said:
Foulmouth said:
I wood olie bye it fi I gort BORBS clothes aswel
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Are you channeling Peppy from beyond? Tell him I...love him :oops:
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So A-log, I hear you love Peppy. What's up with dat bro ?
 
I'm A-Stump, actually....

But to comment on topic, the real estate folks would label it 'cozy' and a 'real fixer upper', but I like to think an incredibly rich troll would buy it and turn it into a gay...porno...studio? Whatever, something involving homos
 
A-Stump said:
I'm A-Stump, actually....

But to comment on topic, the real estate folks would label it 'cozy' and a 'real fixer upper', but I like to think an incredibly rich troll would buy it and turn it into a gay...porno...studio? Whatever, something involving homos
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Forget that, I'd buy it and build a male strip club, with Sonichu as the mascot.
 
Hell yeah, I'd stay there for a million. I'd also make an (albeit feeble) attempt to clean it a little. Not saying that I'd get far in my endeavor, but it would be a way to kill time. In regards to any health risks, if they can live there for so long, I think that I'll be able to survive a week. There's potential to really delve into his psyche by observing him unfiltered in his natural surroundings on a level that hasn't been seen before.

As for the scabies, sacrificing some cash for enough Permethrin to coat myself head to toe in for a couple of days just to be safe is a small price to pay. The check has to be presented the minute an exit has been made from 14BC.
 
Yeah, I'd do it! If I could do some cleaning and establish some boundaries, why not? It could be a great opportunity to indulge a few white knight/Jane Goodall among the chimpanzees urges and make bank.
 

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He has a DDR pad, so he probably has (or had) a copy of Dance Dance Revolution. However, the pad is on his wall, so he's probably never played it.
 
Given his weight and the amount of motion involved, the entire hoard would tremble and shake, and then collapse.
 
After :snorlax: dies and Chris loses 14BC, be he living in the Grand Caravan, going to a group home or getting incarcerated, and after a major cleanup & extermination, it would be sold as "land with house of marginal value" or "land with house of no value" depending on condition. A flipper could do something with it depending on condition.

I know this pretty well with a couple family friends who were hoarders, they died, we helped clear out the house and get usable items ready for an estate sale or being carted off to a thrift store (one of them also had more cars than 14BC and one had a '75 Dodge Coronet in the carport under a trash heap, but those are stories for if/when discussing what might happen to the BMW or other cars becomes a thing), both houses were sold as marginal value due to years of neglect (one having Chandleresque neglect for 40+ years), and were sold to flippers for a pittance.
 
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