Containment What If?

He would be slightly healthy, but still the lolcow Chris we knew today.

Rika should be the leader. The base would probably be in the cave.

Anyway.....

GO GO AUTISM RANGERS!!!!

If Chris really joined the CWCki Forums, imagine the users flooding in to this forum, with lots of questions asking Chris.

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What I'm taking away from that page: Chris could bowl but he'd need a "Klein Bottle" bowling ball to accommodate his non-Euclidean fingers.
 
not even one minute, he would stink up the house.
 
Are we talking like sharing an apartment, or college-style where you share just one room? If you could shut the door on Chris you probably wouldn't even know he was there until the stench built up sufficiently.
 
I'd probably buy a gas mask to walk around the house. If that didn't work, I'd kick him out and get a hazmat crew to clean up the apartment.
 
Funny. This was more or less exactly what I asked as my very first post when I first signed up for CWCki forums (yuku days). I wrote a topic: "What if you had to live together with Chris?" = my first interaction with fellow Christorians.

I think that if you live together with Chris, you notice very little of him as soon as you have him parked in front of the vidya. Apart from the stench, of course.
 
You'd stop noticing his foul stench after awhile. Then when you leave for a few days and come back, you'll notice it again.

My family has a bunch of cats and this happens all the time.
 
I am currently living in a "quad" apartment with 2 other people, and we theoretically have room for Chris-chan if we move the kegerator, TV and sectional sofa out of the fourth bedroom. We wouldn't put up with his tard rage, DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, the JULAY phone calls, the 24-7 vidya playing and the non-stop sex toy and porn deliveries, and would probably call social services on him.
 
He'd turn it into a Chris-style version of Calvinball, where you make up the rules as you go, as long as Chris wins.
 
What if HE ALREADY HAS? And further more, what if one of us in this very thread, is in fact Chris? And here's a real humdinger - what if one of us is Chris and don't even know it?
 
champthom said:
What if HE ALREADY HAS? And further more, what if one of us in this very thread, is in fact Chris? And here's a real humdinger - what if one of us is Chris and don't even know it?
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God damnit champ!

This whole thing - This whole bloody forum - was a attempt to get us off your back! THE WHOLE THING!
 
I'm a JERK, so he'd probably keep to himself, but give me filthy looks as well as thinly-veiled threats and clumsy attempts at sarcasm.
I'd keep all the knives out of his reach.
 
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