Containment What If?

DykesDykesChina said:
Problem.
What if CWC, a turquoise-haired Tumblrina, a cop and ADF were placed in a grassy plain at the corners of a square with sides one mile long? Keep in mind that CWC will constantly walk towards the Tumblrina (in order to hit on her), the Tumblrina will keep walking towards the cop (to protect her from CWC'c advances), the cop will move towards ADF (to arrest him for a number of charges) and lastly ADF will keep going towards CWC (in order to start a tardfight). For simplicity, suppose that they all move at the same speed. What figure will they trace out in the plain?

Integrated numerically:
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(Yellow: CWC, Turquoise: Tumblrina, Blue: cop, Purple: ADF)

What happens at the central point where they meet is up to anyone's imagination...
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Oh please. We know the cop would simply shoot both the autists and the tumblrina would write a long blog post on the oppression of queer and non-binary people, but other than that do nothing
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris held a wedding ceremony, Chris being the groom and Barb being the bride?
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Bob would continue to roll in his grave, distraught about how badly his family had deteriorated since he died.

What if Chris replaced Phil Spencer as head of the Xbox division at Microsoft?
 
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what if chris could only speak his name and nothing else.
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a figure skater?
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His partner would rupture their lumbar vertebrae after Chris demand they lift him in mid-air like a delicate swan. Also, we would have several banned from TV moments after Chris flashes the camera to reveal that his pink bottoms have now turned brown. I think he would also have "Team Sonichu" printed on his undies, just to promote his product.
 
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The Giver said:
What if Chris hooked up with Dusty?
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Dusty Rhodes? He'd be arrested for desecrating the dead.
Apocalypso said:
What is Chris got his duck broken?
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His FB pals would send him constant "I told you so"'s in regards to sex doll spin-a-roonies.

What if Marcellus Wallace told Chris to take his wife out for a night on the town?
 
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What if Chris ran his own fireworks show?
He'd burn down the house again
 
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Apocalypso said:
What is Chris got his duck broken?
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He would attempt to pull it off completely, then pass out from blood loss. Upon waking up in hospital, the doctors would explain that while they couldn't save the old one, they've installed a new cyberpenis made of steel that is fused to his spine so he'll never have an accident like that again. Unfortunately, because the technology is in its infancy, he'll be electrocuted if it ever gets wet.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He would attempt to pull it off completely, then pass out from blood loss. Upon waking up in hospital, the doctors would explain that while they couldn't save the old one, they've installed a new cyberpenis made of steel that is fused to his spine so he'll never have an accident like that again. Unfortunately, because the technology is in its infancy, he'll be electrocuted if it ever gets wet.
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'I n-never axed for dis'
 
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what if chris found a magical genie lamp in the horde, rubbed his duck on it and got three wishes? After blowing the first 2 on infinite legos and free McDonalds forever, what would his final wish be?
 
tardwrangler said:
what if chris found a magical genie lamp in the horde, rubbed his duck on it and got three wishes? After blowing the first 2 on infinite legos and free McDonalds forever, what would his final wish be?
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He wouldn't wish for legos and mcdonalds. His wishes would be:

1. To be a biological woman
2. To have a true and honest lesbian sweetheart forever and ever
3. Infinite money

The real question would be: How would the genie then grant those wishes in the worst way possible?

1. He would replace Chris's genitalia with lady parts but change nothing else, keeping him looking like the same gross fat balding cat lady as before. (Chris wouldn't care since he already thinks he's a hot sexy lady)
2. The sweetheart would be another gross fat lesbian like Chris who is just as horrible, lazy, and poor as he is.
3. His infinite money would cause the value of the dollar to drop to zero, making it worthless.
 
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