I'm aware that there's already a handful of posts on this forum regarding Chris Chan in the military, but there's one branch of service I'd like to focus on in particular. Since it's by far the toughest branch to serve in, I'd like to focus on the United States Marine Corps.
Let's say Chris found out about the "chick magnet" dress blue uniform of enlisted Marines, so he assumes that he can score all the china he could ever want if he enlisted. Also, he finds out how badass the Marines are, how they're taught to kill, and joins with the other goal of finally being able to carry out his death threats against the trolls once and for all.
And so OPL finally arrives at Marine Corps Recruit Depot Parris Island. On to a series of questions:
What would the drill instructors think of him?
What if he showed up in his tomgirl attire?
What if he tried wearing the Sonichu medallion throughout boot camp?
How would he feel about having vidya and internet taken away from him?
How would he feel about not being able to eat Hungryman meals, McDonald's, and instead being forced to eat the Marine Corps chow?
How would he feel about having to take showers, especially with other SHIRTLESS men? What if he told everyone about how he wants it to be mandatory for all men to wear sports bras? What if he wrote a grievance to the Company Commander (or even the General) about this?
What if he shits his briefs and expects the SDI (senior drill instructor) to clean them for him, in the same way he has Barb clean his dirty crapped briefs?
How would Chris react to the physical training? Remember the Father Call? And how Chris believes carrying a doghouse is equivalent to carrying a fallen comrade back to base, and how pulling weeds in the hot sun is equivalent to serving in the Middle East? Remember all those other videos he posted showcasing his "amazing physical feats" such as curling boxes of lemonade cans?
God forbid the drill instructors should call him names, especially "NAIVE", or even worse, yell at him. What if Chris tard raged against the DIs like he did in the video he made against Liquid Chris, or worse, what if he actually tried to hit one of them? What would be the outcome? And how would it affect Chris physically and mentally?
How would Marine Corps Recruit Training react to Christian Weston Chandler in general?
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Anyway, these are just a few of the things that come to mind when I think of Chris Chan going through Marine boot camp. If there's anything else you can think of and would like to add when responding then go ahead and do so. Feel free to share your insights on what Chrissy's Marine boot camp experience would be like. If there is anybody on this forum that has actually gone through their boot camp and therefore has first hand experience on what it's actually like, your posts would be greatly appreciated.
