Containment What If?

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Barb hired a Maid?

She'd fire her as soon as she even mentions throwing trash out.

What if Chris was an Alan Moore and/or Frank Miller Fan?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) ate Barb and the pets to save on food $ for more to spend on vidya and lego?

what if Chris(tine) went to the Republican or Democrat conventions as a VA delegate?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris was an Alan Moore and/or Frank Miller Fan?

"Mmmyeah, dis is my true and honest creation, Dark Knight Miracleman-chu, going out and zapping to the goddamn extreme..."

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris(tine) ate Barb and the pets to save on food $ for more to spend on vidya and lego?

There'd be no one to spoon Stinky Winky.

What if Chris could sing the Element Song?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris had directed the Fantastic 4 reboot instead of Josh Trank?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had directed the Fantastic 4 reboot instead of Josh Trank?

The movie would still tank, and we would henceforth dub him as Josh Tank.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) and Barb put 14BLC on airB&B?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

what if Chris(tine) and Barb put 14BLC on airB&B?

Some weens would stay there. They would regret it after getting sick and bitten by bedbugs. Bed would be a dirty crapped mattress. Breakfast would be an old egg mcmuffin from the fridge.

 

[BigDickBandit]

What if a kiwifarms member actually took chris up on his "no anal" cuddle offer?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris woke up and found out all his toys were stolen?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if a kiwifarms member actually took chris up on his "no anal" cuddle offer?

That particular individual would have to do the walk of atonement from Game of Thrones

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris went to Hogwarts?

Chris-Chan is so literal-minded, he would probably get there and turn himself into this.

Spoiler: Hog Wartz

Some weens would stay there. They would regret it after getting sick and bitten by bedbugs. Bed would be a dirty crapped mattress. Breakfast would be an old egg mcmuffin from the fridge.

Do not forget the scabies flies from Barb's holy buttocks, and how the egg McMuffin would mysteriously wind up pregnant.

 

[ObongoTheCongoleseBongo]

What if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if Chris Chan become a Neo-Nazi and joined Stormfront?

 

[CWCissey]

What if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if Chris Chan become a Neo-Nazi and joined Stormfront?

His pants would match his shirt.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

What if Chris was in the battle of the Somme?

 

[Strelok]

What if Chris was in the battle of the Somme?

The Germans would be the blame for not getting into Megan's pants.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris hosted his own #FinalDeletion in his yard?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris met Rigby and Mordecai?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris met Rigby and Mordecai?

He'd be great on Regular show, because it's about shitting your pants and doing nothing. Except for the pants shitting, because only a select few characters wear pants.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris hired a ghostwriter to work on Sonichu?