Containment What If?

[CatParty]

What if Chris tried to learn an instrument? Too much effort, but then again, if he can spend several hours building Lego sets, he can spend time learning an instrument.

He'd play the skin flute. Cause gay.

 

[CWCissey]

Y'know, thinking about it, at the same time he might be perfect for someone to rule through. Chris doesn't want to do anything himself. Keep him placated with whatever vidya and food he wants (hell, they could even get him a queen), and there would hardly be any problems.

Just like with Louis XVI!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... is_XVI.jpg

Oh wait...

I'm thinking more Charles I of England. Or Carlos II of Spain, as someone already mentioned.

Although we all know the only monarch Chris will ever be like is Danny La Rue (Hey it's a type of Queen!)

 

[CatParty]

Chris can't even control his bowels. He cant control a country.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Absolute power would corrupt absolutely.

I just hope his country doesn't have nuclear weapons

 

[Linako 2.0]

Machiavelli would have a field day

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

Y'know, thinking about it, at the same time he might be perfect for someone to rule through. Chris doesn't want to do anything himself. Keep him placated with whatever vidya and food he wants (hell, they could even get him a queen), and there would hardly be any problems.

Just like with Louis XVI!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... is_XVI.jpg

Oh wait...

I'm thinking more Charles I of England. Or Carlos II of Spain, as someone already mentioned.

or how about Nicholas II of Russia?

also absolutely love your username and avatar.

 

[fridgesrants]

It would play bargain bin movies/tv shows like American Rabbit and Sonic Underground. Then Chris would have his own PSA's were he bitches about trolls, men, and dating education. The rest of the time slots would be full of Family Guy reruns and informercials.

 

[CWCissey]

also absolutely love your username and avatar.

Whose?

 

[CrusaderKing]

Machiavelli would have a field day

"It is not, therefore, necessary, for a prince to have faith, charity, and religion, but it is necessary to seem to have them"

also absolutely love your username and avatar.

If you're talking about me, thank you.

It's cut from the image I made from Crusader Kings 2.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

"Da kin-- Da king can do as he likes! MMnnnn, yeah."

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...I'm sorry.
The country would be fucked if Joffrey is what happens should CWC become a monarch, though. Or at least it would be if Chris weren't so stupid.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris's ineptitude and ridiculous policies (low taxes, soup hotels, etc) would quickly bankrupt the country and have morale at an all time low. It wouldn't take long for him to get overthrown.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris bathed (in water with soap, and not Axe)?

I'd get so stressed that I'd get DIRTY CRAPPED BOXERS! Living next to Chris would be so stressful that even the able-boweled man would shit himself uncontrollably.

Numbers of DVDs of DIRTY CRAPPED PORN! Chris, being as egotistical as he is, would probably buy a copy of his DVDs.

Someone would finally air the Chris Chandler Show, commercial-free of course.

 

[Spork]

Well, for one, it's not Barb because Marvin says so.

And he'd totally whine about it on facebook.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

he would go under ricardo and his nickname would be the bent bandito. his area of porn would be homosexual scat.

 

[Holdek]

I'm 100% certain he'd call it something like the "Gaystation"

Nah, he hates the word "gay," hates saying it, and thinks it should be reserved as a synonym for "happy."

As much as Chris hates homosexuality, I don't think he's so uncomfortable with the word "gay" that he'd avoid using it even as an insult.

I think that's why he exlusively uses the word "HOMO" instead.

if I could have it my way...I would have the secondary definition of the word 'gay', being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like 'Deck the Halls'

What if Chris got castrated?

No one would notice. Especially Chris.

I bet he would taste that something was missing from his morning .

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris bathed (in water with soap, and not Axe)?

Melt

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris tried to learn an instrument?

He would rock out with his cock out.

8-)

He'd play the skin flute. Cause gay.

 

[RetardBus]

What if classic Chris met current Chris?

Classic Chris would be so shocked with what he has become that he is convinced that current Chris is a troll who happens to look like him, and also thinks that current Chris is a HOMO for the Tomgirl saga. Current Chris would argue that he's not a HOMO and that he's the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, and that his heart has been flattened and steel plated by the condensating bitch gal pals and their theoretical love. They would both then have a shouting match about who's really the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which ends in a loud CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA and the most hilarious fistfight you've ever witnessed. The fight ends in a tie, both Chris's being on the ground all bruised up. Classic Chris then writes current Chris into Sonichu as the new main villain and starts making videos about him, while current Chris begins making countless Facebook posts about how the classic Chris is an impostor and a troll who is making him go through the worst muck and bodily fluids an autistic person has.

 

[Educated Stupid]

Re: What if classic Chris met current Chris?

Condensating bitch? More like Condensating B***h.

Also, there could be a very, very slight possibility that Chris sees what he has become and actually try to improve. Emphasis on the very, very slight because that is not going to happen ever. A more plausible situation is that they have a Singstar contest to decide who is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and they choose songs such as the Pokémon theme to see who is more TRUE and HONEST at singing them.

He'd write a Sonichu cartoon and get someone to draw it for him. Or he'd draw it himself, but the animation would be quite poor.

So I thought of this while listening to a dramatic reading of My Immortal, and I was wondering how it would have turned out how Chris had written it. I imagine that Sonichu would be a goff and so would Rosechu, and all the trolls would be poser preps who are super evil! Sonichu and Rosechu are depressed all the time and put their middle fingers up to all preps. They use super amazing gothic powers which include BLOOD LIGHTNING ATTACK! Then they have thoughts about leaving their Pokeballs (which were never there in the first place) and decide to smash them, then they become more depressed. Then they have to save CWCville from a villain who has a golden viking helmet just like Mary Lee Walsh and who was wearing dark clothes but wasn't a goth. It was..................... Mary Lee Walsh!