Containment What If?

He'd probably draw his comic avatar as a tomgirl, and he and Crystal would go shopping and other "girly things" (tee hee!) :tomgirl:

The main villains would presumably be Megan, Snyder, and Metal Sonichu-Graduon (assuming that Chris didn't forget about the latter), possibly alongside the FALSE and DISHONEST gal pals.

I assume that Lovely Weather, the homo vaccine, and a million other details would be forgotten.

Also, more furry yiffing.
 
It would make the first series of Sonichu positively delightful by comparison. As Chris was actually relatively sane compared to his current state I expect the stories to make even less sense, and to include even more savage violence towards any and all enemies. The real question would be though, how long before Barbara ends up dispatched at Sonichu's hands?

Also it would be interesting to see if Chris has ever committed the 28 October Terrorist Attack onto paper.
 
LordCustos3 said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
You couldn't find a bulldozer big enough to handle it
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I think the word you are looking for is flamethrower.
Bulldozers merely move the problem around. Flamethrowers get rid of the problem.

Its like they say in the army: "If you discover a situation that cannot be solved with swift application of incendiary grenades, an airstrike of napalm is called for."
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Did anybody else just get a "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" moment there? :snorlax: finally dies and since chris-chan can't move her or bear to let anybody touch the body he instead chooses to torch the house.
 
When Barb dies, what excuse is he gonna use for not moving the hoard? In all seriousness, there MUST be something worth a few bob in there. He could have a massive yard sale, but that'd be too much effort.
 
Bragorboats said:
When Barb dies, what excuse is he gonna use for not moving the hoard? In all seriousness, there MUST be something worth a few bob in there. He could have a massive yard sale, but that'd be too much effort.
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stress from trolls
 
CatParty said:
Bragorboats said:
When Barb dies, what excuse is he gonna use for not moving the hoard? In all seriousness, there MUST be something worth a few bob in there. He could have a massive yard sale, but that'd be too much effort.
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stress from trolls
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Megan
 
HerebeDragons said:
CatParty said:
He'd sill be gay
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Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.
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Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
 
Pikonic said:
CatParty said:
Bragorboats said:
When Barb dies, what excuse is he gonna use for not moving the hoard? In all seriousness, there MUST be something worth a few bob in there. He could have a massive yard sale, but that'd be too much effort.
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stress from trolls
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Megan
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TROLLS! MEGAN!! MIMMS!!!!! 4Chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
CatParty said:
trueandhonestfan said:
What if Chris bathed (in water with soap, and not Axe)?
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Melt
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I guess Chris is water soluble and that's why he doesn't bathe.

Educated Stupid said:
He'd write a Sonichu cartoon and get someone to draw it for him. Or he'd draw it himself, but the animation would be quite poor.
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Sonichu: The Animated Series comes to mind.

It would signal the return of Clyde Cash.

I don't know how well Chris would fare in Canada. He'd probably get dirty crapped briefs from our cold winter.

As you know, Chris has "forgiven" Megan quite a few times now. Shortly afterward, he blames her for his stress and :briefs:. What if Chris actually forgave her?
 
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He'd probably either forget about her entirely and never mention her again, as he would have no reason to keep raging against her, or start listing her as a TRUE and HONEST ex-Gal Pal he would like to get in touch with again. Then he would procceed to try to contact her through every mean possible while blaming the trolls for ruining his TRUE and HONEST friendship with her. Assuming no blame whatsoever.
 
CatParty said:
forgive her for what?
she's done nothing.
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You know how he "forgives" her even though she never wronged him? Chris has convinced himself that she (and Snyder and MLW) have wronged him, and thus they need his forgiveness.
 
Nothing will change because Megan doesn't pay attention to Chris.
 
Mitsunari said:
He'd probably either forget about her entirely and never mention her again, as he would have no reason to keep raging against her, or start listing her as a TRUE and HONEST ex-Gal Pal he would like to get in touch with again. Then he would procceed to try to contact her through every mean possible while blaming the trolls for ruining his TRUE and HONEST friendship with her. Assuming no blame whatsoever.
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What's to blame him for? You can't blame him for drawing ShecameforCWC.JPG, after all he can't help it, he's got high-functioning autism.
 
trueandhonestfan said:
Mitsunari said:
He'd probably either forget about her entirely and never mention her again, as he would have no reason to keep raging against her, or start listing her as a TRUE and HONEST ex-Gal Pal he would like to get in touch with again. Then he would procceed to try to contact her through every mean possible while blaming the trolls for ruining his TRUE and HONEST friendship with her. Assuming no blame whatsoever.
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What's to blame him for? You can't blame him for drawing ShecameforCWC.JPG, after all he can't help it, he's got high-functioning autism.
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no, he drew it stop himself from raping her
 
CWCissey said:
trip2themoon said:
CWCissey said:
He would do OK due to the disability benefits and such (unless Cameron starts laying into them more, the bastard!) but he would likely have a number of ASBOs, banning him from whole areas of the country. He may also get an arse kicking if he spoke back to the wrong person.
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Not so sure now. Everyone here on Incapacity, Mobility or DLA has had to visit an ATOS rep and prove they are still unfit for work. Last year there was a story in my local paper about a man who'd had a lung removed and was still declared fit for work. Haven Products have a lot of people with learning difficulties working for them. I could see the ATOS guy tell him that there's no good reason why he couldn't do a menial job. I don't see why he couldn't do a menial job. Production line work would be perfect for him.
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True. But the only way Chris could be on a production line is if we actually made anything anymore. I doubt somehow he'll be allowed on the production line for BAE or one of the car companies.

And Chris at Haven/Butlins? Puh-lease it would be Wendy's all over again!

I could see Chris working in a warehouse though.
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There are plenty of food factories all over Britain (I've worked in a couple) and even a fat moron like Chris could put cakes into boxes and stack them on a pallet. Haven Products is not Haven the holiday company and with regard to the original question I think Chris would be screwed because there's no way Atos would declare him unfit for work.
 
What would his ring name be?
What would his costume look like?
What would his signature move be?

And what would the other pro wrestlers in the WWE think of him?
 
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