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Pharmaceutical companies would have to come out with painkillers....for souls.
 
I see him fitting into a game like Red Dead Redemption a little better.

But in GTA V? Perhaps someone who would give you missions to strike back at people who had wronged him.
 
What if Chris was the latest fellow in the one direction act?

How would the band hold up with him singin and dancing in it? Maybe he could get some China due to be associated to other fellows? 8-) 8-) 8-) !!
 
....what?

Anyway, singing and dancing would be way too much effort. Even if he tried, he'd drop dead of a heart attack at the first rehearsal.
 
Well, in a weird retarded way they actually kind of do work. See, everybody, no matter who, goes through tough times in life. The whole point of the curse ye ha me ha is to give Chris the feeling he has some magical ability to alter people's lives in order to fuel his already massive ego. So basically, he curses someone, after a while something bad happens to that person, Chris convinces himself that his curse actually worked and that he is a demigod.
 
I imagine that because of the Tomgirl saga, the comic would shift it's focus towards Crystal Weston Chandler (My best guess at how Chris would depict his "Tomgirl" self) and Rosechu. The new main villains would probably be Michael Snyder, Megan the German Warfare Bitch, Mimms and Lucas, the High School gal pals, and Mary Lee Walsh, who magically returns from the dead in an attempt to thwart Chris's love quest yet again. The GAMe PLACe would probably replace PVCC as the main headquarters for the villains of CWCville, probably with a name like "The HATe PLACe" or the "Cville Trolling and Evil Place."
 
The Hoard Drone said:
I imagine that because of the Tomgirl saga, the comic would shift it's focus towards Crystal Weston Chandler (My best guess at how Chris would depict his "Tomgirl" self) and Rosechu. The new main villains would probably be Michael Snyder, Megan the German Warfare Bitch, Mimms and Lucas, the High School gal pals, and of course, Mary Lee Walsh. The GAMe PLACe would probably replace PVCC as the main headquarters for the villains of CWCville, probably with a name like "The HATe PLACe" or the "CWCville Trolling and Evil Place."
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Someone in the Sonichu forum suggested that Megan would come back as "Dark Sailor Megtune", in theme with a lot of the villains from "Sailor Moon". She and Megagi would probably have some kind of showdown. Oh, and don't forget that Sonichu and Rosechu's little abominations have grown up now...
 
He would do a comic about how his High School gal pals were brainwashed by Megan, Walsh, and Snyder to be mean and slanderous to Chris.
 
HerebeDragons said:
CatParty said:
He'd sill be gay
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Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.
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How is it homophobic to point out Chris's repressed homosexuality?

Anyways, if Chris was in any band, he would probably be kicked out of it pretty quickly for crapping his briefs on stage out of stress for having to perform live. (:_(
 
Much shorter, on average.

Considering Chris knocked off the following enemies in eighty or so pages in Sonichu 10...

  • Jack Thaddeus
    Clyde Cash
    Jason Kendrick Howell
    1,500 assorted trolls
    Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc
    A couple dozen million homosexuals and asexuals
    All Jerkops and Janekops
    Mary Lee Walsh
    Evan
    Mao
    Sean
    Alec Benson Leary

...and considering how much more unhappy he is these days, how long would it take for him and his comic compatriots to take out:

  • Megan Schroeder
    Mimms
    Mimms's girlfriend
    Lucas
    Michael Snyder
    Judge Robert Downey
    Rob Bell
    The Charlottesville police department
    El Agave smoker bitch
    Assorted McDonald's and Burger King employees
    The citizenry of Charlottesville and Ruckersville
 
Answer's pretty hazy, but I could see Chris using the comic to depict him nuking the world outside of CWCville. Then use it as an opportunity to shoehorn in his Lego Friends sets for no discernible reason.

Then again, I could be wrong, and it could easily have him turn into a girl by MLW and Snyder.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
You couldn't find a bulldozer big enough to handle it
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I think the word you are looking for is flamethrower.
Bulldozers merely move the problem around. Flamethrowers get rid of the problem.

Its like they say in the army: "If you discover a situation that cannot be solved with swift application of incendiary grenades, an airstrike of napalm is called for."
 
HerebeDragons said:
CatParty said:
He'd sill be gay
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Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.
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HI CHRIS
 
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^This is what 1D Chris would look like.

Oh, is this not the 1D you were talking about?

One dimensional line segment joke
 
HerebeDragons said:
CatParty said:
He'd sill be gay
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Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.
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You're implying there's a negative attitude toward being gay in the discussion. There really isn't. He's just gay. He likes men's butts. He likes :pickle: . To deny that is to deny everything ever.
 
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