Containment What If?

I don't think they allow pants-shitting, do-nothing, homosexuals into Neo-Nazi groups.
 
He'd get killed in record time and it would be the first achievement in his life that didn't come from PSN.
 
Ziltoid said:
I don't think they allow pants-shitting, do-nothing, homosexuals into Neo-Nazi groups.
Aren't those the sort of people you find in a neo Nazi gang already?
 
It wouldn't go over well.
Chris isn't exactly racist, I'd go into detail but it's be like the 500tg time I've done so. He doesn't hate Jews, he just hates Synder and probably wouldn't comprehend why to hate Jews in the first place.
Also, I doubt the brotherhood or whatever they call themselves these day would care for his cross dressing. A look on the cwcki would also show he has no problems with Asians or Hispanics, I'm pretty sure a mailbag said he would date an Asian.
 
Pikonic said:
Chris isn't exactly racist
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Niggos article on Cwcki said:
Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a sweetheart includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.[4][5] Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black boyfriend-free girls who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.[6] Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate - for example, on Chris's profile at The HooK Café he says that "smokers, overweights, blacks, and liars need not apply."
 
Cuddlebug said:
Ziltoid said:
I don't think they allow pants-shitting, do-nothing, homosexuals into Neo-Nazi groups.
Aren't those the sort of people you find in a neo Nazi gang already?

I stand corrected. Chris would actually fit right in.
 
Chris would act like an entitled asshole towards her, same as he does to anyone who isn't a potential sweetheart or have something he wants. Plus he would sneer at her for being a dirty inferior slow in the minds. He could be told everything she has accomplished and he would still claim he has done more.

It works in cartoons after all, so it should work for him in real life right? How would he dress and how would he mess it up eventually?
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
It works in cartoons after all, so it should work for him in real life right?
Yet for some reason, it doesn't.
An Ounce of Vagina said:
How would he dress and how would he mess it up eventually?
He'd probably just throw a towel over his head :stupid: and get recognized immediately.
 
Since Chris' exploits at the store are well known, it would have to be a damned good disguise (and we all know how good Chris is at subterfuge :stupid: ). It's been a few years however, so there might not be a whole lot of people who would recognize him immediately apart from the management.
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
Chris would act like an entitled asshole towards her, same as he does to anyone who isn't a potential sweetheart or have something he wants. Plus he would sneer at her for being a dirty inferior slow in the minds. He could be told everything she has accomplished and he would still claim he has done more.

Pretty much this. Temple Grandin revolutionized methods in Animal Husbandry and he would still insist that Sonichu is better.

Because a web comic that brought him international scorn and mockery is totally better than radical advances in humane methods of harvesting cattle for meat.

I kind of laugh though, since Temple is a gal-pal, what kind of shit Chris would rather she got into other than the painless death of prey animals? Chris would probably advise her to start stripping for WOMENS RIGHTS as opposed to her current position as a respected academic and trusted friend to Farmers everywhere.
 
I'm willing to bet that Mike has a picture of him with the words 'NOT ALLOWED IN THE STORE' taped near the register in case Kaka tries to weasel his way in.
 
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Good evening sir how are you?
 
Neo Nazi? No. Little too rough of a crowd. The KKK? Oh, he could get in there easily. It's full of fat assholes who do nothing but bitch, whine, and wear girly robes.
 
A-Stump said:
Neo Nazi? No. Little too rough of a crowd. The KKK? Oh, he could get in there easily. It's full of fat assholes who do nothing but bitch, whine, and wear girly robes.
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