Containment What If?

Maybe these disguises could work;
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His super mode
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Hamburglar
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Grimace
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Clyde Cash
 
He'd just buy one of those cheap novelty Groucho Marx glasses/nose/moustache units. DISGUISES ARE EXPENSIVE!
 
exball said:
He'll fuck it up like he does with everything else.
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That's why I'm figuring Keurig might offer some token settlement. Chris will be all like "Ooh :tugboat:", get Barb to sign off as well... bing bang boom there goes the insurance.

Couple of things this eventuality depends on (in addition to state law variations). If Keurig knows they have insurance (I think they have to actually know), the settlement is treated as an attempt to evade subrogation on their part, rather than interference in the insurer's subrogation rights by Chris. Of course, if State Farm doesn't give a damn, which they probably won't because the entire "blame Keurig" thing is baseless, it probably won't affect the payout. My question is whether anything gotten from Keurig would have to be paid back to State Farm under some kind of double payout rule.
 
Maybe if Keurig was feeling really generous, they'd send him a replacement coffee maker. Which he'd probably burn down his hotel with.
 
Chris would be a horrible camper and try justifying it by saying he's a "sniper". So basically ParkourDude tactics. He'd buy the cheapest gun he could. AIRSOFT IS EXPENSIVE!
 
I think there was a time when Chris would have been an asshole to her, but now, I'm sure he'd just sit in a corner, play his video games, and not trust her.
 
Christory101 said:
If he did that, wouldn't he face a punishment, for violating his restraining order?
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His pockets would be filled with spaghetti and the JERKOPS would shout :julay: while they dragged him off for a vigorous game of kick the autistic down at the county jail.
 
Dammit, the way this thread was titled, I thought this was an actual event. :stupid:
 
"No, Mister Snyder-man, I have not seen dis Chrishun Wesson Chanler guy 'round here, but, uh, he sure seems like a good guy."

Or something to that effect.
 
Christory101 said:
If he did that, wouldn't he face a punishment, for violating his restraining order?
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Yes though it's very likely he'd just get another slap on the wrist. Just like he did after his assault charge.
 
True, but it should be pointed out that Snyder asked the court for leniency towards Chris. If Chris tried to get back into the Place I doubt Snyder would be as forgiving as he was the first time around.
 
His BO would give him away, I hope he is at least using the hotel cleaning services seeing he doesn't even after to clean up after himself after using them.
 
Coldgrip said:
True, but it should be pointed out that Snyder asked the court for leniency towards Chris. If Chris tried to get back into the Place I doubt Snyder would be as forgiving as he was the first time around.
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I think it was more to do with how Chris could get 8 years in prison. It's doubtful Chris would come back to the game place today but even if he did it's also doubtful he'd run him over with his car again. At most he'd get a trespassing charge and the police would give him another slap on the wrist due to da-autism.

Prior to hitting him with his car Chris already had a history of contempt for authority, trespassing, vandalism etc. If it wasn't for his autism it'd be very likely he'd be in prison right now.
 
CatParty said:
wasn't tomgirl his idea for a disguise?
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I don't know why Chris would consider putting on panties as an effective disguise.
 
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