Containment What If?

True, it's Chris's crappy attitude about things that aren't him that's his undoing. Also, he thinks he's too good for any job, esp. ones that would be at his level like stocking shelves.
 
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I'm pretty sure having a proper wash and dressing like a normal person would render him virtually unrecognisable.
 
Say the fire turned out worse than it did and all that remained was a large pile of ash and the charred remains of the house frame poking out. Would this have possibly effected Chris and Barb physiologically more?

It became apparent that the moment they realized they could salvage their horde and didn't have to start over they went back to their classic and horribly predictable ways. So if they literally lost everything, and had nothing left. What would they do?

-Hard Mode: Don't mention blaming the coffee maker.
 
It doesn't matter what the question is. It doesn't matter how good or shitty your question is. History has proven that no matter what the situation is Chris will just do a variation of shit himself and do nothing.
 
1. Chris blames Megan, Snyder, da twolls, the Greene County School Board, firefighters, and Mimms for the loss of his precious inheritance
2. Chris shits himself and does nothing
3. Chris lives a long, long life full of derp and failure
 
Well I imagine there are some social measures that would take effect, right?
Some form of safety to protect people who lose everything they own?

They would probably never stop complaining about it, but if the choice is between soup kitchens and scavenging Greene County's rubbish bins for food, even they would do the sensible thing, right?
 
I can imagine Chris as a homeless man in the streets crying to himself about his toys. "My legos!, My PS3!" While blaming Megan and Snyder for his troubles, and people would just pass by and try to ignore him, maybe throw pennies at him.
 
Ziltoid said:
I can imagine Chris as a homeless man in the streets crying to himself about his toys. "My legos!, My PS3!" While blaming Megan and Snyder for his troubles, and people would just pass by and try to ignore him, maybe throw pennies at him.
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"SONIC IS DEAD!" *throws pennies*

*grovels down to pick up pennies* "Yes, sir. He is, sir. Thank you kindly, sir."
 
Re: What if Chris went to a Heavy \M/ETAL Concert?

He'd shit himself if OPL went to a Rammstein concert. The band members go shirtless WITHOUT ANY muscle bras! :shock: Plus he'd think that 'dere DIRTY HOMOS with giant fake :pickle: that spray navy!

He might like the song "Pussy" though. AUGH YEAH Maybe Sehnsucht if he actually understood the lyrics.
 
CrusaderKing said:
Christory101 said:
Speaking of Tomgirl, a rather effective disguise would be an Islamic hijab,specifically, the kind worn in Saudi Arabia...

As long as he didn't speak too much, people might not suspect it was him.

Though they may wonder what a single saudi woman is doing hanging out in a video game/pokemon store and screaming at everyone!
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Knowing Chris, he'd likely get a hijab that looks like one of his striped shirts.

Also, all that fabric can't cover up the smell
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And a large "lady" in a hijab going around a store with Glade Plug-ins will immediately draw suspicion.

waffle said:
Agreed. Carlos Chantor or what ever was his most effective disguise ever.
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Definitely. The first time I saw that picture, I initially had no idea that it was Chris-chan. I actually thought that it was my friend's roommate.
 
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This is Santiago, Chile, it has malls, hospitals, an RTS bus system, subways and stuff, so, one day Chris sees a TV commercial about living in there and shit...
So he grabs is bags and makes is way to the airport.

Consider the following:
CONs
In Chile taxi drivers scams American tourists.
There's no tugboat.
no food stamp program.
cars and gas are expensive.
bus and subway fares are expensive too.
people in Santiago are always irritated and a fight happens each 3 hours.
Health is expensive but if you're too poor to afford a decent health plan you can have the state health program (which is shitty.)
manual transmission on every car
Chilean people are not tolerant with autists like Chris
If Chris wears his tomgirl clothing and make up people will wipe out their cellphones and record him or take him pictures and then the local news makes a report about Chrissy's lifestyle.
In Chile everyone acts like crackheads when they hear something about the most popular youtube video or popular facebook stuff or any social network retardery.
everyone drinks alcohol for no reason.

PROs
there's a shit ton of fast food (local or fast food chains)
If someone has a hoarding problem the morning talk shows will visit them just for a cheap freak show, but at the time people will judge barb more than trolls usually do.
People is too much sensitive about bullying (shit ton of white knights)
People is too much sensitive about "social network harassment"
people is way too much tolerant about gay or trans people.
when people sees someone speaking English they treat him like a prince or a 100% master race guy.

is Chris gonna survive or just die in a random corner of Santiago's streets after being robbed, raped and hit several times?
 
I think this is a very strange question. Why would Chris move to Chile of all places?
 
I ignored this sub until that "shitty what if" thread, and now I'm starting to understand why there were complaints
 
Cuddlebug said:
I think this is a very strange question. Why would Chris move to Chile of all places?
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because It's a knockoff version of USA...

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next: It's not so tough as mexico or other countries, so It's kind of better than argentina's and at least 2% more safety than mexico...
 
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