Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an explorer in the late 1400s?

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The foreign inhabitants wouldn't accept him because

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they don't want to be Weston-ized!

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris got lost in Mexico?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got lost in Mexico?

The Great Cornholio truly exists then.

 

[man in pickle armor]

What if chris got captured by a crime gang and one of them told him that he is naive.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if chris got captured by a crime gang and one of them told him that he is naive.

The Barbfather

 

[LAM]

What if Chris wakes up tomorrow morning with no memory of anything past June 2000 (when he graduated high school)?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris went to beauty school instead of PVCC?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris grew up in West Philadelphia?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris wakes up tomorrow morning with no memory of anything past June 2000 (when he graduated high school)?

He'd be too distracted about how futuristic vidya feels to him to give much thought to his bad reputation, festering taint, pitiable appearance.

what if Chris went to beauty school instead of PVCC?

He'd have been kicked out for making the volunteers look like anime characters with bad dye jobs.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

What if Chris grew up in West Philadelphia?

Barb would send him to Bel Air to live with Cole. Cole would get fed up with him and throw Chris and his clown shirt out of the house

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris wore high heels in public?

Spoiler

He'd strike oil!

 

[Somar]

What if Chris knew about shankhunt42's true identity?

 

[Iam]

What if Chris actually did get a Sweetheart, to build from the ground up?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris knew about shankhunt42's true identity?

He'll post a youtube video adressing Mr Broflovski to be the true mastermind of his misfortunes and commands all citizens of Southpark to take down that troll.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Alaskan?

 

[Iam]

What if Chris was Alaskan?

He'd try to get Sarah Palin's China.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris actually did get a Sweetheart, to build from the ground up?

He'd grow bored and annoyed with all the duties that come with having a heartsweet.

What if Gary Johnson said Chris was a foreign leader he admired?

 

[LAM]

What if Gary Johnson said Chris was a foreign leader he admired?

If he gets elected, he will be the only world leader to recognize Cwcville as an independent sovereign nation.

What if Chris went to Hawaii?

 

[$hady-Laydee]

What if Chris became a sumo wrestler?

 

[Iam]

What if Chris became a sumo wrestler?

He wouldn't since he is not Japanese. Even partially Japanese sumo wrestlers have a hard time being accepted in the sumo circuit, let alone Chris.

But if he did become one, he'd have his ass kicked and call it quits.