Containment What If?

Goochole said:
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What if Chris became like Jim Jones and started his own suicide cult CWCVille jonestown type thing?
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Chris would enjoy it for a few months, try to get all the sex out of it he wanted from the womynz, but then wild orgies would break out, and Chris would get a pinky up the butthole by a dude. Chris would freak out because he sort of enjoyed it, and that would be the end of that. Chris would probably retreat into a trailer or something, start stress sighing and playing videa while lamenting whether or not a manly pinky up his chilli ring made him a straight woman.
 
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Goochole said:
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What if Chris became like Jim Jones and started his own suicide cult CWCVille jonestown type thing?
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Chris is too much of a bitch to die. In fact, I could see him giving cyanide kool aid to his followers while he chugs down one of his Fanta cocktails hoping nobody would notice.

If he were to ever get into that cult shit, I'd see him going the L. Ron Hubbard route. That way he could lean on his comics for the rest of his life and he'd have a legion of white knights buying multiple copies swearing they were the greatest things ever written.
 
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Why do I get a warm, happy feeling when disasters are happening?

I get this even when I'm really seriously concerned about friends I have who live in the fucking ground zero of this shit, even though I think they've evacuated.

normankrasner said:
what if Hurricane Matthew hits 14BLC?
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This would be the best thing that ever happened.

Plus, Florida sucks, why did you morons even live there? Fuck you all.
 
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What if Chris realizes how easy it is to buy a gun, and has the cash in pocket to do so
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What if Chris was sent back in time to the morning of the day he won the sweepstakes, waking up in his childhood self, but retaining memories of what happened since then?
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He'd vow never to become the person he turns into in the future, and then immediately forget that vow once he goes to the toy store to get his games.
What if Barb was the one who died and Bob just had surgery to make him look like Barb?
 
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Somari1996 said:
He'd vow never to become the person he turns into in the future, and then immediately forget that vow once he goes to the toy store to get his games.
What if Barb was the one who died and Bob just had surgery to make him look like Barb?
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Chris wouldn't have any holey buttocks to spoon.

What if Chris was a rapper?

A$AP Sperg
 
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