Containment What If?

This has probably been asked but what if Chris were to swallow his pride and join the Farms? Would he get the Christorical Figure banner or one exclusive to him?
*Optimistic rating*
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris owned a Ouija board?
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You mean a Weegee board? ;)
If he summons a demon, he'd just shit himself and do nothing.
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What if got a job as a school teacher and become the teacher of both Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder's grandchildren?
 
TiggerNits said:
What if Chris had decided that he liked wrestling more than Sonic or Pokemons as a kid

Stone Cold Steve Autism
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Entrance music is "so need a cute girlfriend." Signature move is the curse ye ha me ha. Maybe an injury would unbend his duck.

What if Trump grabbed Chris by the unclit?
 
I didn't want to open a whole new thread for this and since this thread is a little bit loosey goosey anyway I'm saying it here:

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Kinda amazed how Chris hasn't mentioned Cisbusters yet. I'd imagine with 4 lesbians he'd be ranting and raving all over that.

Alright, I'll make it on topic: What if Chris saw Cisbusters?
 
What if Chris and Pixyteri became an item?

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Another what if: What if Pixyteri or some other woman would have a relationship with Chris yet felt inside they where a man, and tell Chris that?

(Without actually wanting an operation)
 
Goochole said:
I didn't want to open a whole new thread for this and since this thread is a little bit loosey goosey anyway I'm saying it here:

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Kinda amazed how Chris hasn't mentioned Cisbusters yet. I'd imagine with 4 lesbians he'd be ranting and raving all over that.

Alright, I'll make it on topic: What if Chris saw Cisbusters?
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I'm not sure even his weapon grade autism could have sat through that boring bullshit. Just like I'm all but certain 90% of the people championing it ever actually watched it all the way through, because holy shit that was a fucking slog
 
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