Containment What If?

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris was the captain of the Black Pearl? Or had Calypso for a heartsweet?

He'd finally have an excuse as to why that fishy smell was emanating off his body.

 

[Elaine Benes]

what if barb was chis's fathers beard

This statement sums up everything that is great about Kiwi Farms.

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris's taint vag gained sentience and could talk?

 

[Jack Awful]

I didn't want to open a whole new thread for this and since this thread is a little bit loosey goosey anyway I'm saying it here:

Kinda amazed how Chris hasn't mentioned Cisbusters yet. I'd imagine with 4 lesbians he'd be ranting and raving all over that.

Alright, I'll make it on topic: What if Chris saw Cisbusters?

Chris only liked Filmation's Ghostbusters.
I think he hated everything related to the Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray one because he felt it "ripped them off" or something.
He mighta seen it cuz women, but IDK. I feel he'd like it because it's low brow, modern, generic comedy.
Also talk about vaginas and queefs and hating men.

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if Chris was Chris?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if chris's taint vag gained sentience and could talk?

the shit I've seen.

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris became a magical girl and used his newfound powers to fight SEGA

 

[Autistic Phil Collins]

What if Chris became a professional musician?

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if Chris was a part of the SJW cabal that is in charge of this site, the German Government, and Nickelodeon?

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris was in the world of pooh

 

[DespotCTM]

What if chris became a magical girl and used his newfound powers to fight SEGA

Puella Magi Autismu Magika.

In the name of the lesbian trans soul he will punish you

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris caught anmesia, would he still be a sped?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had no nose? How would he smell?

Spoiler

Still awful

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris wound up in the world of Idiocracy?

 

[Aquinas]

What if Sonichu started inexplicably inflating again?
What if chris killed god?

 

[TiggerNits]

What if Chris fought the Silver Surfer and won the Infinity Gauntlet? Issue# 189

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris masterbated with the infinity gauntlet

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if Chris could bear a child and ADK got him pregnant?

 

[Aquinas]

what if chris had a long nose and ran hollywood

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris was Chris?

He would shit himself and shit himself then do nothing and do nothing.

What if Chris became a professional musician?

He would make shitty music and manage not to play it.

What if chris was in the world of pooh

He would sit alone in the hundred acre wood, unable to shit himself because he'd be a stuffed bear. And do nothing.

What if chris caught anmesia, would he still be a sped?

Absolutely, he just wouldn't remember it.

What if Chris wound up in the world of Idiocracy?

He would be laughed at by the other exceptionals.

What if Sonichu started inexplicably inflating again?

Some furries would masturbate to it.

What if chris killed god?

Please be more specific about which non-Judeo-Christian deity you're referring to, there are a lot of them.

what if chris had a long nose and ran hollywood

He would insist his nose is normal sized and exceptionally handsome, then shit himself and do nothing.



Now for my question: What if Chris was the same in all other respects but somehow had a work ethic relating to making Sonichu comics and drew one new page each week since the Internet first discovered him?