Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris went back in time to motivate his past self into not becoming the person he is today.

 

[Aquinas]

What if Chris went back in time to motivate his past self into not becoming the person he is today.

it would end like predestination

What if chris ran Jurassic park

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if chris lived in My Little Pony

Neckbeards would fap to him.

 

[Aquinas]

Neckbeards would fap to him.

we already do, tho

 

[FightenGnome]

What if the Liquid Saga occurred today instead? What if instead of a man claiming to be the real Christian Weston Chandler, a woman came on claiming to be the real Christine Weston Chandler?

 

[Alicea]

What if Chris knew how to write a proper story? Could there be a chance of originality? Nah.

 

[Goochole]

Found the brony.

HEY!!!! NO!!!!

 

[Kecleon]

What if the Liquid Saga occurred today instead? What if instead of a man claiming to be the real Christian Weston Chandler, a woman came on claiming to be the real Christine Weston Chandler?

It pretty much happened already, right down to Chris mocking someone's flaws when they mirror his own.

 

[Aquinas]

HEY!!!! NO!!!!

HEY! YES!

What if chris sculpted a snowman out of poo

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris lived in Portland?

 

[Aquinas]

what if chris's name was "Port Lee"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

what if chris's name was "Port Lee"

His last name would then be "Autistic Male With a Bent Duck"

 

[Aquinas]

what if chris was a centaur

 

[Apocalypso]

what if chris was a centaur

Well he's always "horsing" around! Ohohohohohohoho

What if Chris practiced witchcraft?

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris was @chimpburgers

 

[LAM]

what if chris was a centaur

It would make is obsession with My Little Pony slightly less creepy.

What if Chris practiced witchcraft?

He would identify as a witch and cry about Best Buy, GameStop and WallMart discriminating him for being a witch. And then he would wave a wooden stick around, as the Jerkops approach him.

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris practiced bitchcraft

 

[Goochole]

What if Christine was NOT pristine?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if chris practiced bitchcraft

He does.

 

[Aquinas]

What if chris was the archpriest of kek