Containment What If?

[Rev. Rye]

You see her moaning about Cole and wanting him back. There's no way she'd kick Chris out.

When did she moan about Cole? I know Chris more or less demanded he come back and take care of her, but has she ever asked about it?

 

[Mondo Zappa]

 

[José Mourinho]

Nope.avi

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[QueenMegan]

What if Coleslaw was the true troll mastermind, determined to exact revenge upon Barbara and her autistic manchild?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Barb wouldn't kick him out, just as she wouldn't actually kill herself. She's a crudely manipulative nutjob who knows that Chris is stupid enough to take her OTT threats seriously.

 

[Carlson]

you love thinking of chris shaking his ass don't ya?

http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.ph ... 17&p=18846

*gets the hose*

 

[Meeko]

I imagine it'd look like this:

Or like this, only not even nearly as attractive or active.

http://youtu.be/6AAuslt0L9M?t=38s

 

[Watcher]

He'd become the Brave Little Autistic, and all the other heroes would be kitchen appliances he'd take so he wouldn't get hungry on the road.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if Chris was actually a real life Garbage Pail Kid...

The crap I imagine when I'm on the ferry...

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris gets in trouble again at another store? What do you think his crime would be this time?

He should try the Red String again.

He would easily get committed if he tried this.

See, unlike in 2004, when he used such tactics, Chris looks a lot more birdy than he used to be. If he did something so crazy, combined with his birdy appearance, they may mistake him for a Looney Bird.

We shave his head while he's asleep, replace all of his shirts with undersized rugby shirts, and wait until he goes to a fast food restaurant. Then we call him on his cellphone, and force him to get into a screaming match with us, forcing him to be banned. We repeat this until he's banned from every fast food restaurant in the Charlottesville, then he won't be able to eat his fast food daily. And thanks to all of his standing while play Gitar Hero, he'll be a lot skinnier. Then, surely he'll go on his sweetheart search. Or we get his PSN account and his hold it hostage and force him to go resume his love quest.

The pole would become broken and possibly dead, and then Chris would be impaled on a sharp broken piece. Also, WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

 

[EI 903]

He'd become the Brave Little Autistic, and all the other heroes would be kitchen appliances he'd take so he wouldn't get hungry on the road.

The swath of scorched earth would rival Sherman's March to the Sea.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

If Chris tried to sweetheart May from Pokémon, he'd get arrest for being a PEDOFORK and Torchic would burn off his duck.
If Chris tried to sweetheart Dawn from Pokémon, he'd get arrest for being a PEDOFORK and Piplup would peck off his duck.
If Chris tried to sweetheart Haruhi Suzumiya from the Haruhi series, she'd kill him subconsciously with with her god-like powers.

If you could travel back in time and change one moment in Christory, what would it be and how would you change it?

 

[CatParty]

Make sure bob wears a condom

 

[exball]

Chris would mysteriously have been hit by a truck as a child.

 

[Pikonic]

If I could travel in time I'd invest in Microsoft, not help Chris.
If i had to help young Chris in order to get those stocks, I'd kidnap his parents and replace them with actual parents.

 

[NegaCWC]

In this scenario, am I endowed with other fantastical abilities in addition to time travel? If the answer is yes, I would try and prevent the death of Bob. By doing so the Calling Out saga would have reached its end and we might have seen a couple of more videos or at least more content.

If time travel is the only special ability I have I would prevent the Game Place incident. Its occurrence in conjunction with Bob's death really did a number on Chris and made him more reclusive. Maybe if it didn't happen we would have had a bit more content than what we have now.

 

[EI 903]

There's only one who would even listen to his bullshit, and at that point he won't be in much of a position to sweetheart anything.

 

[OtterParty]

I'd steal Bob's clothes and leave him with a

 

[WiseOldBadger]

I'd scoop up baby Chris, and place him in the care of two parents who were not Borb

 

[A-Stump]

I'd stop the entire BlueSpike saga. The end was not funny at all and he could have really hurt himself or others. He honestly believed was real and could have done some really bad things.