Containment What If?
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That's a tough one. I don't think I can decide on a single moment I would want to visit. I'd more than likely travel to all the major events in his life and watch them unfold like a fly on the wall.
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I'd travel back in time just before he lost his virginity and saw to it he actually did it right (which I don't think he did)
A lucky condom?
CatParty said:
A lucky condom?
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He'd probably be mad she didn't suffer first
So you want to watch an autistic man fuck a hooker? Maybe you can make a YouTube commentary about it afterwards and explain why you're better than Chris like
TrippinKahlua said:
So you want to watch an autistic man fuck a hooker? Maybe you can make a YouTube commentary about it afterwards and explain why you're better than Chris like
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I'd probably try to make Chris see that being a tomgirl will fuck him up even more or just stop the Jackie saga all together. I mean, is it really that hard to reverse-image search?
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Enroll at PVCC in late 2000, schedule a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, and give her some words of warning.
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1. Set my flux compensator for 1990.
2. Meet with Naoto Oshima. Invite him for some drinks and convince him that hedgehogs are very boring animals. Nobody wants a game about a hedgehog. Instead, everyone wants to play a jump-and-run game with a large green pickle as protagonist. The whole world loves pickles. Any software company that creates pickle-themed games is sure to rake in money.
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2. Meet with Naoto Oshima. Invite him for some drinks and convince him that hedgehogs are very boring animals. Nobody wants a game about a hedgehog. Instead, everyone wants to play a jump-and-run game with a large green pickle as protagonist. The whole world loves pickles. Any software company that creates pickle-themed games is sure to rake in money.
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Go back to 2005, find someone to put the security cam footage of the Target and Walmart incidents on the new site called YouTube.
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trueandhonestfan said:
Ultimately, the 'best' thing to do would be to prevent it from happening, by doing something like having Chris kidnapped in infancy and handed over to decent parents, although kicking Barb's father in the balls might be a good call as well.
Christory wouldn't exist, but John Smith is likely to be reined in early, develop his skills with actual friends and very well might have his own daughter with a boyfriend free girl. Smith might still have a love of comics and lack originality, but he can work and he can work hard.
What about Lulzy variations? How about some of these...
-Bluespike gives his real address to CWC, gets a buddy to play as Max, and uses his falsetto to create a fantastic movie video.
-Chris loses his virginity with Bryan Bash's hookers, thus adding yet another dimension to ways trolls can manipulate Chris.
-Chris gets a court summons instead of a DMCA notice about his use of Simonla in his comics.
-6/6/10 turns metamorphoses into an alt-10/28/11 scenario, with Bob alive and CWC getting trolled all the way.
-Chris recognizes Liquid Chris in their chance encounter at Gamestop.
-Chris gets thrown out of Sephora as a result of Tomgirl Weirdness.
-Bob doesn't die; Calling Out goes to the end and more trolling follows.
-Rob Bell decides to prove that CWC is not mentally competent to stand trial. Odd calls follow.
-Cole Smithey takes the bait after Chris' dismissal of his marriage while also feeling excluded by his marriage; a public saga follows.
-Green County orders the Hoard to be removed after the January Fire. It's quite the public affair.
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Suppose this happened. I for one think that he would start feeling bad..... Because inside he would know that she would be gone. He'd feel guilt from the so called curses, and use it to attract attention to himself. Then he'd get mad at whatever higher powers were involved. And whoever he thought was to blame. Who knows.
Or.... He'd shit his pants and..... Play the latest Vidya system. Nuff said.
Or.... He'd shit his pants and..... Play the latest Vidya system. Nuff said.
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I actually think Chris would be more upset than we think. He talks about Megan being a troll or queen of trolls, but I think somewhere in the back of his mind he still may carry a torch for her in some way. If she dropped everything and showed up to his doorstep to apologize and ask for his love, he'd forget all of his anger in less than a second. I have some girls that I never want to speak to again, who caused me pain and ruined my relationships out of spite, and I'd still feel awful if they died. I could never tell you why, but I would.
I think Chris would feel at least some level of sadness if he got news that Megan was dead. Didn't some people think that he wouldn't react with grief to Bob's death like he did until the event actually came so suddenly? I wouldn't be so quick to suggest that Chris would be laughing maniacally or posting hateful tirades about her painful demise. Death is something that you don't really comprehend until it occurs.
I think Chris would feel at least some level of sadness if he got news that Megan was dead. Didn't some people think that he wouldn't react with grief to Bob's death like he did until the event actually came so suddenly? I wouldn't be so quick to suggest that Chris would be laughing maniacally or posting hateful tirades about her painful demise. Death is something that you don't really comprehend until it occurs.
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Well in Chris's warped mind he believes Megan; Masterminded a conspiracy that lasted for years and ruined his life. Stepped all over his heart. Said mean and hurtful things to him. Wouldn't have sex with him even though he was the hero of the story(!). Told him not to draw her in his grand work, Sonichu, anymore. Wouldn't let herself be used as a defense against the evil ED. Also, worst of all, she stole his Sailor Moon DVD's which HE WANTS BACK, NO HAGGLE.
If you approach the process of death with Chris, pass it through a crazy filter first. He thinks Megan is the bane of existence because he has changed events around in his head to make it so. What we see as an illogical process is probably cemented as fact in his head. As for crying at his father's passing, I was told this when I first entered the forum; He's not a monster. Bob was his father and he loved Bob, even if they didn't get along sometimes. That doesn't mean Megan isn't a villain in his own opinion and I doubt he would feel anything less than vindication over the death of someone who he had already callously mistreated and tried to use.
If you approach the process of death with Chris, pass it through a crazy filter first. He thinks Megan is the bane of existence because he has changed events around in his head to make it so. What we see as an illogical process is probably cemented as fact in his head. As for crying at his father's passing, I was told this when I first entered the forum; He's not a monster. Bob was his father and he loved Bob, even if they didn't get along sometimes. That doesn't mean Megan isn't a villain in his own opinion and I doubt he would feel anything less than vindication over the death of someone who he had already callously mistreated and tried to use.
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