Containment What If?

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Aquinas said:
What if Fused with Goku
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Wouldn't be much different than this
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What if Chris had the powers of Freddy Krueger?
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was Jason Voorhees?
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He'd be the most harmless serial killer ever. A fat manchild in such poor shape he can't even waddle for more than two minutes, and with the strength of an anemic moskito to boot.

Of course, that's assuming he doesn't accidentally cut himself in half with that big machete while trying to free his mangina.
 
What if Chris woke up and the last 20 years of his life was a nightmare and he had a chance to turn his life around?
 
Manly-Chicken said:
What if Chris woke up and the last 20 years of his life was a nightmare and he had a chance to turn his life around?
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Chris would do the exactly what he did before because his :autism: does not allow him to think ahead, consequences be damned. The memory of the "nightmare" would fade, just like any other dream, and he would never know he ever had a second chance. But the faded memory would remain in his subconscious mind and would experience déjà vu when history repeats itself. Or he will realize this happened before and then claim he can predict the future, but since he never said anything before the events he predicts, we would just assume Chris is just being retarded like usual.

Yes, I realize I began the last two sentences with conjunctions, what are you going to do about it?
 
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