Containment What If?

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I laughed my ass off on the title, maybe more then it deserved.

You get one like.

 

[Mourning Dove]

DYE CHRIS

 

[OtterParty]

He'd be gayer

 

[DH 384]

DYE CHRIS

Highlights, A-Log!

I laughed at this thread title a bit more than I should have btw

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

DYE CHRIS

Dye Chrissy black. He would be so afraid of himself.

 

[Pikonic]

He'd come up with a what if so good it'd completely change the reputation of this sub forum.
With what if being the most informative sub forum, updates would be known as the place of crippling autism.
Marvin, Alec, and Thetan would be banned for constant shit posting, Hulk Hogan would be banned for gimmick posting. Compy would be banned for A-logging and Champthom would be banned for being an alt of Compy.
Saney would be revealed as a loveshy and slain by Dun, leaving lolcow in total anarchy.
General would stay the same since it's not about Chris or other cows. The forum would be named simply the General Shit Forums and memories of Chris, Pixy, Wizards, Nick Bate, Jace, SJWs and DisneyFan01 would begin to fade.


Just like Chris expected it would.

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

What he should ask: "What if you all just leave me alone, and let me get on with my life?"

What he would ask: "What if Hey, whatever happened to Tiffany? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?"

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

What if our dear leader Null turned out to be Alanis Morissette like God in the movie Dogma? Why did Null change his avatar? Is this ironic? Help.

 

[CatParty]

why did he change it? i do not like change. i'm scared.

 

[Dormiebasne]

Oh, this could get messy. But you don't seem to mind.

Guess Null's washed his hands clean of his former avatar.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

"Thank you crapped briefs, thank you Sonichu, thank you Shrek thank you thank youuuuu Melcheeeeett"

And no, I don't want him to die SHUT UP! (Die Chris)

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

He'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[CatParty]

you know the answer

 

[JeffMangum]

He'd cure cancer.

 

[Sammy]

Why do we have a "What if..?" board if every answer pertaining to Chris is "Shits himself / do nothing"?

 

[Strewth]

Why do we have a "What if..?" board if every answer pertaining to Chris is "Shits himself / do nothing"?

We're only going on evidence.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

#Swag #420PUSSAYALLNIGHT

 

[CatParty]

"what if"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

06:00 Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Musical Hour

07:00 Future Message

07:10 Pokemon

08:00 Sonic the Hedgehog

09:00 Family Guy

10:00 The Simpsons

11:00 CWCville News

11:30 Attraction Show - a dating show personally for Chris, he reads out his sweetheart criteria and does some questionable things on camera to attract sweethearts. Every 30 seconds, a telephone number is flashed so that horny girls can phone in and date him.

12:00 About Town with Christian - we follow him as he walks around C-ville, points out his favorite fastfood places and tomgirl accessoire stores and gives lengthy rambling speeches about brands, products and locations.

13:00 Sonichu TAS

14:00 Family Guy

15:00 Pokemon

16:00 Sonic the Hedgehog

17:00 The Simpsons

18:00 South Park

19:00 Sonichu TAS

20:00 Movie - romantic comedy or obscure old animation.

22:30 Sonichu TAS

23:00 CWCville News

23:30 Future Message

23:40 CWC Shopping Program - Tomgirl regalia, vidya merchandise, sex toys, deodorants, etc.

24:00...06:00 Sonichu Sexy Night Time - Similar to DSF Sexy Sports Clips (<< Link NSFW), an extremely cheap and stupid erotic video clip show on the German DSF channel, we see video clips of Rosechus showing off their titties in Sonichu-themed environments.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.cwckiforums.com/threads/what-if-chris-had-his-own-network.545/