Containment What If?

If he knew about it, I could see Chris writing an urgent e-mail to the Make-A-Wish Foundation, begging for them to fulfill any/all his wishes NOW NOW NOW.

He would be dead by the time the foundation replies in the negative; they only cover children age 2 /12 to 18.
 
If everything else about him was the same, he'd likely be in prison or shot to death due to his run ins with the jerkops.
 
Those run ins with the jerkops might not have been as funny. He possibly would have been jailed by now. And he'd add being black to the list of reasons why hes being persecuted.
 
I'm going to answer it as the title says, and realistically he'd eat something with fried chicken like one of their chicken sandwiches or chicken strips, several of the sides (say 6-piece potato cakes, an apple turnover and steakhouse onion rings), a large Pepsi and a jamocha shake, then :briefs: , DIRTY, CRAPPED DODGE CARAVAN, vidya and crash into slumber.
 
They'd order food, eat it, and then go home where they would shit themselves and do nothing.
 
He'd shit himself and smear it on the walls and take his clothes off and cause a commotion and have an autistic ape tantrum and he'd have to be tranq'd and taken down like the animal he is.
 
  • Like
Reactions: CatParty and Stratochu
They'd loiter in the dining room waiting for ladies to approach them.
 
He would have been in & out of jail since moving back to Ruckersville with a history of juvie back in Chesterfield, would have gotten at least a couple of bad relationships from desperate :snorlax:es who liked black guys and would have taken advantage of him for his :tugboat:, his duck, spending time at 14BC to get away from her (most likely) racist parents, and rides in Sonchu, he would have fathered Crystal and Reginald, but not seen them in years and would be paying child support, "tomgirl" would have consisted of dreads or cornrows mixed with Goodwill and :snorlax: clothes, and he would be at risk of getting shot by a cop or by an aspiring George Zimmerman under "stand your ground" laws.

In short he would be a stereotypical young Southern black dude to the letter other than the tomgirling.
 
he'd make up a lame slur for white people

Chris would go in, order, sit down and eat while using his phone.

A-log would come up to him and start a ruckus, and Chris would take A-log's picture and flee.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Holdek
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back