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He'd say he was Cherokee.
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We'd be barred from entry to the rest of the galaxy because of the impression he'd make.
 
Something like GI Joe or Transformers, with lots of vehicles and accessories. What would the figure come with? What would it do? What playsets could you get, and what accessories?
 
So your question just made me think of a really creepy ad that I remembered playing on TV when I was a kid.
"Baby Alive"

Basically little girls were supposed to feed it sludge and then the sludged leaked out from it's backside, resulting in a poppy diaper. "Chrissy Alive!"
 
WITH 6 DIFFERENT SAYINGS:
'Mmm Yeah', 'I AM STRAIGHT!', 'Go out and zap to the extreme!', 'My name is Chrissun Weston Chandler', '*sigh*', 'JULAAAAAAY!'
AMAZING KUNG-FU PANTS SHITTING ACTION, CORRESPONDING WITH THE REAL THING'S MASTERY OF THE SECRET 'EXPLODING SPHINCTER' METHOD!
FULLY POSEABLE AND COMES WITH MANY OUTFITS! THERE'S:
THE CLASSIC!
CHRIS CHAN SONICHU!
THE DISGUISE! :stupid:
THE TOMGIRL! AND MANY MORE!

AND ALL AVAILABLE FOR NOT $1000! NOT $850! NOT EVEN FOR $700! BUY ALL THIS AND MORE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $29.95!

Available at all Goodwill stores.
 
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What if there was a life-size Chris sex doll?
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The aliens would put him naked in a zoo and attempt to communicate with him. The aliens wouldn't understand him and destroy the planet he came from, which means Chris will be the last living human.
 
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