Containment What If?

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Hyperion said:
What if there was a second great flood and god chose Chris to build an ark
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He would sit around playing video games and Legos claiming "I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!" until it was too late to build the Ark. Then when his house started flooding Chris would blame the trolls.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
What if Chris and Barb actually did lose the house?
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If Chris still has some ties to Grace Methodist or Barb can put on a good enough act with some estranged kinfolk, they might get out of the cold at least until the holidays are over. The nice thing about not pissing off every single human being you ever meet is if you do run into some trouble, especially financially, you might get some help.

When people like Chris and Barb run into these obstacles, that sudden turning of da middle finger and intense paranoia don't exactly guarantee them a warm respite in a cold, unforgiving world. But they always manage to squirm their way out of the dirt, so I wouldn't put it past them for a minute to dig down deeper from the mounting topsoil of misfortunate and general consequence of action in any case.
 
What is the Chris Chan Show got it's own spin off that focused on Cole's life in New York as a film critic?

It probably wouldn't be very fun to watch...
 
What if Chris was a character in The Nutshack?
 
Garfieldchu said:
Doesn't Chris count?
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I agree, the area should have been evacuated for emissions from that toxic gasbag a long time ago.
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris cosplayed as himself?
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He'd make a life size cut out of this woman, try to wear it, and then get tired and put on his terrible music note MLP skirt.

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What if Chris got his hands on those new Lego Sonic minifigures and started to turn them into Sonichu minifigs and sold them
 
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