Containment What If?

[PS1gamenwatch]

What if Bob's ghost possessed Barb?

Then he'd transition more than Chris could ever hope.

 

[Steve Mayers]

What if Chris tried to revive video rental stores by opening up one in Ruckersville?

He would have every Sonic Boom DVD, and Game but he would replace the covers with his own homemade ones that don't have Blarms.

 

[Flagon]

What if Chris tried to revive video rental stores by opening up one in Ruckersville?

We'd have the greatest reality show of our time.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if in 2019 the internet became self-aware and took on Chris's personality and memories due to there being vast amounts of info on him online?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if in 2019 the internet became self-aware and took on Chris's personality[...]

"Error 404; website has Crashed into Slumber. Ugh!"

 

[Donatien Argez]

AI: Artificial Incontinence

"I've drank my own semen, fornicated an artificial love doll, been permabanned from just about every conceivable establishment in this small town. I've sperged over things you people wouldn't believe."

All those moments will be lost in ma head, like piss in the rain. *stress sigh* Time to die.

Spoiler

Hilarious!

Somebody should write a fanfic where Deckard chases down Christian.

 

[Apocalypso]

Hilarious!

Somebody should write a fanfic where Deckard chases down Christian.

Tard Runner

 

[TiggerNits]

What if Chris were obsessed with Spaghetti Westerns?

Spoiler

Fistful of Amibos

For a Few Asspats More

The Gay, The Fat and the Autistic

Once Upon a Time, He Grew Breasts

Taint's Brown at High Noon

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris was the victim of the Chicago Facebook hatecrime this month?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris were obsessed with Spaghetti Westerns?

Spoiler

Fistful of Amibos

For a Few Asspats More

The Gay, The Fat and the Autistic

Once Upon a Time, He Grew Breasts

Taint's Brown at High Noon

Spaghetti Weston

What if Chris got trapped in 14BC?

Spoiler: Coming this Easter

Christiana Jones and the Temple of Gloom

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris was the victim of the Chicago Facebook hatecrime this month?

Looking at Sonichu and knowing that Chris has always been too weird for normal people to stand (not asspatters or spergs), I would say that he is more likely to be a accused of a hate crime.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris and Clyde went to Manchester High together?

 

[TiggerNits]

What if Chris and Clyde went to Manchester High together?

There'd be a guidance counselor who would have said the words "Clyde, I don't see how making Chris think you're a girl so you could suck his dick, then call him a fag after he came on your chest and you showed him your cock a 'prank'. "

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

What if Chris was a contestant on a Donald Trump-hosted episode of The Apprentice?

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

What if Chris fell in love with a mtf tranny rat king?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris fell in love with a mtf tranny rat king?

He's halfway there. People only bitch the way ADF does when they're experiencing a sexual attraction that makes them hate themselves.

What if Chris got PROPERLY blackout drunk?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' dad was a construction worker?

Spoiler

Bob the Builder

Spoiler

Can we fix Chris?

Spoiler

No we can't!

 

[Somar]

What if Chris haunted Freddy Krueger's dreams?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris bought a Neat Dude beanie?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if Chris' dad was a construction worker?

Spoiler

Bob the Builder

Spoiler

Can we fix Chris?

Spoiler

No we can't!

haha can he fix Chris?

hahahahahahha

No, he can't.