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What if Chris got stuck with the tickle belt and had to endure it every time he misbehaved?
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He would somehow get tenure at UVA, but no one will take his Dating 101 class because it's stupid and the lecture hall constantly smells of shit.
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Nobody'd play with him. He'd make a terrible DM and worse roleplayer.
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A very unlucky woman
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He'd be sentenced to being the blue ranger.
What if Chris's duck always pointed magnetic north?
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What if Chris was held at gunpoint and told to make new pages of Sonichu?
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He wouldn't even be able to finish speaking his final words before getting shot to the head
"I'm working on it"
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He'd put the Tard in Tardigrade.
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/murder-trial-officer-testifies-autistic-boys-death-184315523.html
What if a Jerkop did the right thing for once and shot Chris when he was a boy?
What if a Jerkop did the right thing for once and shot Chris when he was a boy?
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He'd rise again, more autistic than ever.
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What if an evil scientist shot Chris into space and forced him to watch cheesy movies?
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What if ten years ago Chris bought an Xbox instead of a PS3? What would his gamertag be?
Bob would've tried suing the police department and lose the case.
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Bob would've tried suing the police department and lose the case.
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Perhaps he'd understand basic writing skills. Or shit himself and do nothing, IN SPACE!.
How long would Chris survive in a horror movie?
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What if someone tried to wash Chris' hair? would it work? how long would it take?
I woke up this morning and I imagined trying to clean Chris' fucking oily, greasy fucking thin straw hair and I was with a friend and like, I got the soap and shit and as soon as I began to wash Chris' hair, the soap began to dissolve into Chris' head and it grew larger and then my assistant was feeling Chris' hair and then her hands began to fucking burn off like shit her skin was burning and peeling off and she was screaming in agony and disbelief as she saw her whole hand begin to wither away to dust, skin to flesh to bone, no blood left behind, that dissolved too and then her arm began to hollow in and then I looked down at my hands to find that my hands burned off when I touched Chris' hair with the soap and then I began to decay headfirst with brain matter spilling all over the floor and I died and then when the acid reached my assistants heart, her heart exploded and she died fucking shaking. Then Chris grew into a giant monster being, destroying the entire house because he was becoming bigger than the house and began to grow as tall as buildings and then he began to grab airplanes and fucking throw them onto the ground into houses and buildings while screaming "WOMEN!!!!" over and over, occassionally uttering a "JUUULLLAAAAYYYY!!!!" he writhed in pain as attack helicopters and fighter jets tried to shoot down the ugly monster beast, so he grabbed those too and ate them. Then he shit himself and did nothing as the whole town stank of shit.