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Containment What If?
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That circus would be fleeing.
What if Chris had his own circle of man-child friends and someone wrote a book series about them?
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What if Chris trained under an ancient meme master to learn the art of shit posting?
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But the North Korean restaurant only offers 23 cents a pound for discarded old fatty meat with tremendous gristle.
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what if Mary Lee Walsh is nominated by the democrats to run in 2020 against trump?
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What if Chris tried to sell Sonichu romhack reproduction cartridges as his own property
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We'd see the most work Chris put into anything.
What if Chris tried to adopt a baby as a ploy to attract women?
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What if Chris became a baby fur? He already has the 
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The baby would shit himself and Chris will do nothing.
What if Chris was a baseball player?
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8waifoofever8
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What if Chris and Justin Bieber switched lives?
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What if Chris got his own show on Comedy Central?
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What if Chris was a magical anime girl
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Well we're 50% of the way there. With Amy Schumer talking about stuff coming out of various orifices and coming in various orifices, well, Chris could do stand up about his daily life.
Add to that how racist and sexist Chris is, he could do fifteen minutes about how one race is such, and another sex is such... and by a half an hour in the entire audience is throwing massive pickles onto the stage to get him off.
BTW, my gf and I are watching George Carlin videos right now. Take Carlin's banned words and make it Chris talking about his banned words.
Insert autism ratings here:
8waifoofever8
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It would be called Chris Magia and Chris would be a witch... or warlock... or wizard...
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Too bad his autism would make him do stand up about his hilarious random access humor...